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Jizzicist 

Someone who derives sexual excitement from the natural sciences.
"Yo, have you seen Brian?"
"Ah, man, I just walked in on that jizzicist having waaaay too much fun with his electromagnetism textbook.
Jizzicist by JZCST July 1, 2010
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Jizzicist 

(noun) a person who specializes in giving facials (ejaculating all over a girl's face).
Andrew is a world-renowned jizzicist.
Jesus + Physics = Jizzics
When Jesus walked on water he didn't defy the law of physics he obeyed the law of jizzics.
jizzics by polish penitrator October 19, 2010

Jizzwhistle 

1. A synonym for the penis
2. An insult
1. Last night martha sucked my jizzwhistle.
2. Marc never gave me my DVD back, he's such a jizzwhistle.
Jizzwhistle by badjoke August 17, 2006

jizzmeister 

Dude 1: Dude I just jizzed 5 gallons!
Dude 2: DUDE!!! You're a jizzmeister!
jizzmeister by Niget Ninja March 13, 2009

Jizzmeister 

A male with an uncanny fascination for ejaculation or semen.
Justin keeps rambling on about different uses of sperm. He's a real jizzmeister.
Jizzmeister by Kulikijuma July 17, 2009

Rizzicist 

One who uses their rizz with exceptional talent and renown.
Person 1- “Damn bro, did you see what Tomas said to Paulina?”
Person 2- “Hell yeah, man. Don’t you know he’s a professional rizzicist?”
Rizzicist by MildlyishInsane September 18, 2023
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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