Jizzicist

Someone who derives sexual excitement from the natural sciences.

"Yo, have you seen Brian?"
"Ah, man, I just walked in on that jizzicist having waaaay too much fun with his electromagnetism textbook.

by JZCST July 1, 2010

Jizzicist

(noun) a person who specializes in giving facials (ejaculating all over a girl's face).

Andrew is a world-renowned jizzicist.

by Andrew B, Jizzicist March 4, 2010

jizzics

Jesus + Physics = Jizzics

When Jesus walked on water he didn't defy the law of physics he obeyed the law of jizzics.

by polish penitrator October 19, 2010

Jizzwhistle

1. A synonym for the penis
2. An insult

1. Last night martha sucked my jizzwhistle.
2. Marc never gave me my DVD back, he's such a jizzwhistle.

by badjoke August 17, 2006

jizzmeister

One who jizzes too much.

Dude 1: Dude I just jizzed 5 gallons!
Dude 2: DUDE!!! You're a jizzmeister!

by Niget Ninja March 13, 2009

Jizzmeister

A male with an uncanny fascination for ejaculation or semen.

Justin keeps rambling on about different uses of sperm. He's a real jizzmeister.

by Kulikijuma July 17, 2009

Rizzicist

One who uses their rizz with exceptional talent and renown.

Person 1- “Damn bro, did you see what Tomas said to Paulina?”
Person 2- “Hell yeah, man. Don’t you know he’s a professional rizzicist?”

by MildlyishInsane September 18, 2023