Jizzicist

"Yo, have you seen Brian?"
"Ah, man, I just walked in on that jizzicist having waaaay too much fun with his electromagnetism textbook.

Jizzicist by JZCST July 1, 2010

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(noun) a person who specializes in giving facials (ejaculating all over a girl's face).

Andrew is a world-renowned jizzicist.

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jizzics

Jesus + Physics = Jizzics

When Jesus walked on water he didn't defy the law of physics he obeyed the law of jizzics.

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1. Last night martha sucked my jizzwhistle.
2. Marc never gave me my DVD back, he's such a jizzwhistle.

Jizzwhistle by badjoke August 17, 2006

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Dude 1: Dude I just jizzed 5 gallons!
Dude 2: DUDE!!! You're a jizzmeister!

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A male with an uncanny fascination for ejaculation or semen.

Justin keeps rambling on about different uses of sperm. He's a real jizzmeister.

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One who uses their rizz with exceptional talent and renown.

Person 1- “Damn bro, did you see what Tomas said to Paulina?”
Person 2- “Hell yeah, man. Don’t you know he’s a professional rizzicist?”

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