Jizzicane

Jizz + Hurricane = Jizzicane

A crazy jizz storm, jizzing everywhere and on stuff you didn't mean to.

"Aww dude, I totally unleashed a jizzicane last night, I hadn't masturbated in a while and this girl was sexting me, I swear it took me the rest of the night to find all the cum."

by LessOffensive March 3, 2010

jizzica

A name given to girls named "Jessica" who enjoy the habits of oral sex.

ex 1)
Jess- Oh, Collin, what's up?
Collin- DUDES I just met a Jizzica!

ex 2) Jess- Hey, guess what happened last night.
Person 2- Do I even have to, Jizzica?

by kreuton December 15, 2008

jizzian

When you are cumming a lot. Usually a real manly man that always produces a quart.

im jizzian all over the place

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by jizzian tom November 2, 2010

Jizzica

A cum loving coke sniffing whore with the name Jessica, who you can text to come over if you didn't find any girls in a club.

Max: that was a dry night at the club.

Mus: wait we can still text Jizzica, get your coke bags ready.

by Nashi-washi March 7, 2019

jizzacane

A combination of the words jizz and hurricane. A jizzacane is used to describe powerful and violent spraying of jizz (at high speeds up to 74 miles per hour).

"Yo my dog brought a category 5 jizzacane to my room last night. This morning was a mess"

"I was caught up in a crazy jizzacane last night, I could barely see!"

by jSEO August 27, 2020

jizzcannon

1. A really big penis with the owner having the associated ability to blast huge loads upon reaching climax.
2. One of the best pimps ever to play the online game "Idlepimps"

"So did you lay some pipe last night?"
"Yeah, I threw her the jizzcannon and she started screaming like that Kim Catrall in Porky's"

by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009

jizzocated

1: When a male jizzes everywhere except inside a females vagina.

2: jizzing by just laughing

"So last night I jizzocated all over Danielle!"

"That joke was so funny I just jizzocated

by ziggity on dat giggity October 10, 2013