Basically a holiday after ones wedding, purely for sex in a foriegn country.

1. Where you can proudly "moon" your new "honey" in private after the wedding--hence the word.

2. What I will never have because women don't like me.

3. Utter bliss where a brand-new, nieve married couple goes to consumate their marriage and have a giant 7-day orgy, without feeling guilty anymore. You shut the door and don’t ever come out.

4. You better enjoy it, because it’s the best and perhaps last time you will have sex if you remain married to each other.

5. The last time a couple has sex.

The word "honeymoon" first appeared in English in the 1500s. The first citation of the word appeared in a 1552 glossary printed in England, called Abcedarium Anglico Latinum.

"Honeymoon" is derived from the ancient Germanic custom of having newly-weds drink mead (the 'drink of love') for a whole moon (month) in order to encourage fertility, and a male child in particular.

The history of mead has roots in royalty, religion, sex, and violence throughout the ages of time and cultures of the world. Mead is almost certainly the oldest alcoholic beverage known to man and likely discovered before the wheel was invented.

Mead has for centuries been renowned as an aphrodisiac, and mead's real claim to fame is in its origins in wedding celebrations, hence the word "honeymoon."

Mead was traditionally drunk during the month-long celebrations following weddings to insure fertility and the birth of sons. Some customs sent the bride to bed and then filled the bridegroom with mead until he could no longer stand. He was then delivered to the bride's bedside to sire a son that very night. If, per chance, the bride did, in fact, bear a son nine months later, the maker of the mead was complimented on its quality.

honeymoon a honeymoon is where a couple who was just married go to be alone and to have sex

It was the accepted practice in Babylonia 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer, and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which eventually came to be known as the honeymoon.

Drizzling ones testicals with honey then carrying on to tea bag ones partner on a honeymoon

when a married couple spend their wedding night removing their pants and displaying thier asses to one another in a ritualistc fashion.