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jizical
Jizzicane
"Aww dude, I totally unleashed a jizzicane last night, I hadn't masturbated in a while and this girl was sexting me, I swear it took me the rest of the night to find all the cum."
Jizzicane by LessOffensive March 3, 2010
jizzicle
a stream of ejaculate (n.) that has not yet been fully released.
ejaculated semen before it has fully exited the urethra.
can only be seen in a freeze frame of a movie or clip or a photograph.
ejaculated semen before it has fully exited the urethra.
can only be seen in a freeze frame of a movie or clip or a photograph.
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"oh man! look at that crazy jizzicle coming out of peter north's dong as he wacks it onto that girl's face!"
"oh man! look at that crazy jizzicle coming out of peter north's dong as he wacks it onto that girl's face!"
jizzicle by Mr Carmine April 25, 2006
jizzicle
when you jizz in a popsicle molding and then put in the freezer. You then give it to your girlfrend for a special occasion and fuck her while she licks it and eats it. :) they can aslso stick it in their pussy's
jizzicle by elan smith February 1, 2008
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