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the act of sucking and using your tongue to pleasure a guy's dick.

proper blowjob etiquette/procedure:
1.) start out with a little teasing, by stroking him off a few times, but then, unbutton his pants with your teeth. this'll make you seem like an animal, and that's exactly what you want him to think.
2.) start out by swirling your tongue around the head of his dick for 10-15 seconds, alternating between up-and-down and all around. this also gets your saliva going, because yanno, who wants a dry beejay?

3.) work your way deeper and deeper while stroking him off with one or both hands, and move your head up and down.
4.) massage his balls with your free hand.
5.) make sure to hit the area right under the head. (pleasure nerves, people.)
6.) glide your teeth lightly up and down his shaft once or twice, just to give him a tingly feeling.
7.) make eye contact, but make it devilish eye contact. don't look up at him like a dying puppy.
8.) if he says he's about to cum, speed your pace up a little bit and go as deep as you can without puking, and when he cums, slowly inch your mouth back up and swallow. lick off any excess.
9.) spitters are quitters. come on, girls. it's just salty.
and THAT, my friends, is a blowjob.
Dude, Joanne gave me the best blowjob last night. I thought I was gonna blow through the roof.
by lyssaalltimelow February 03, 2014
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A method of guessing on a multiple choice test that involves looking at the position of the second hand. If the hand is between 12 and 3 the guess is A. If the hand is between 3 and 6 the guess is B. Between 6 and 9 guess C. Between 9 and 12 guess D.
I passed my test! Thanks to the Clock Method
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When a mobster orders you to plant explosives to a gangsters property in an act of revenge.If the bastard is a traitor,thieve or rat then give him a blowjob. You can blowjob a car, a house or somebody's wife.
Big Vennie:" Hey Frankie, that bastard Luigi boy owes me $20,000 in cocaine. Go to his place at night when he is in bed and give his ferrari a blowjob!

Frankie: "Alright boss." (plants explosives, then bang!)

Luigi boy: " mamma mia!"
by topmountain August 18, 2010
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Its when a boy is payed to do a job for his parentx or lovely neighbors. And he blows the leafs off of their drive way.
oh timmy ill pay you $5 so give our driveway a blowjob
by timmehG April 27, 2009
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1. The act of forcing open a bank vault or safe with the use of explosives.
2. In a gang of criminals, the person who is in charge of explosives.
1. Dragon Lady said she wasn't looking for a wheel man right now, but maybe she might need a blowjob later this month.

2. "If you ever need a blowjob," said Lefty, "Dynamite Dinah's the girl to go to."
by Sklooby March 16, 2008
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When wearing something similar to a poncho, break wind and trap it inside, creating a dutch-oven. Then after every thing is up to par, open one sleeve and blow the noxious air into a bystandards sniffer and enjoy the reaction.

CAUTION: Be careful not to release ovens contents onto yourself!
Person 1: "Dude? What stinks?"
Person 2: "Man that guy wearing a poncho just gave you a BLOW JOB!"
by poncho bandit November 13, 2010
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Something stupid high and even middle school girls will do in an attempt to be popular or to get a boyfriend. Never works, all it ever accomplishes is to get the stupid girl labeled a ho or slut and possibly get her a case of herpes.
Dude, Hannah is so desperate to be popular and liked that she has absolutely no self respect and will give a blow job to anyone.
by hnoss March 26, 2017
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