hypepathetic 

When promoters use a marketing blitz to sell an inferior product. When something you are looking forward to doesn't live up to your expectations. A big letdown.

Man, I've been waiting for this movie to be released for over a year. So much build up on the internet. The trailer looked awesome. It turned out to be total crap- hypepathetic, a waste of my time.

hypepathetic by artfulmark April 29, 2008

hyperthetical 

A newly coined term for what everything "is." Everything, every "object," is beyond any word or description it is not the thesis, is. It is not below the thesis, hypothetical. It is beyond any ones imagination, comprehension, understanding, words and/or ideas; unlimited by time, space, words and/or ideas; it is hypertherical.

" Eddy described a new system of government to stop war. The teacher told Eddy his example was hypothetical. He told her quite the contrary, it was hyperthetical; beyond any previous example or reasoning." Hyperthetical is the universal answer. Everything is hyperthetical, not meaningless, as are all other words.

hyperthetical by fred ressler October 13, 2006

Hyperpathetically 

- An amalgamation of the hypothetical and pathetic, at the same time with a certain degree of exaggeration or hype. Implausible what if's that border on the ridiculous. Smack talk.

CoolNick38 "bro can i sell your car and buy lotto tickets with the cash, we're gonna win big...... i just know "
Dubplay45 "really??? Hyperpathetically speaking
you been smoking way to much crack."
CoolNick38 " So there's a chance then?"
Dubplay45 " Hell no you crazy ass mf"

Hyperpathetically by ALfullaBAY March 12, 2011

hopeathetically 

A hypothetical question with a hopeful scenario.

Hopeathetically speaking, if Oprah had terminal cancer but wanted to leave you as the sole beneficiary of her will if you married her, would you do it?

hopeathetically by KlyphX December 5, 2014

Hyperthetical 

The discussion of theory on which there can be no conjecture; irrefutable evidence exists to prove or disprove the theory.

Hyperthetically speaking, if there was no Internet then there would be no Urban Dictionary (apart from in our hearts of course).

Hyperthetical by Bloopian Blackwater November 18, 2013

hyperthetical imperative 

The phenomenon of categories traversing from the future.

Right-action as appearing-from-the-future.

The hyperthetical imperative states that "doing the right thing" comes from the future.

hyperthetical imperative by metawave October 27, 2019

Hypopathetical 

Something imaginary that is also totally lame, stupid, silly or just downright ludicrous. Whether the implication be made for the purpose of comedy or analogy, if it's something that would have been better left unsaid, it's hypopathetical.

"Of course, it's not true, it's a hypopathetical situation. When do any of my scenarios make sense? I hereby declare myself the King of Hypopathetical." -Kenny on his dissertation about how four monkeys with swords could kill a dragon.

Hypopathetical by Mr.Phoenix September 11, 2009