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Hypothetical 

Billy: hypothetically speaking, what if the sky was made of cheese?
Billy's mom: I don't know
Hypothetical by Lol I farted March 3, 2016

hypothetical 

Nerd : "Hypothetically, who would win in a fight between the borg, my mousemat, and batman?".
Human Race : "you will die alone without ever having experienced the touch of another human being"
hypothetical by Grae March 13, 2004

hypothetical 

it means dumb slut and whore together, okay?
“you hypothetical whore”
hypothetical by hypo whore December 1, 2017

Hypothetical 

a word used frequently in discussions to escape criticism on a topic or get out from a discussion they have started
typical toku fandom discussion:
G: the third rider in decade should have been the color yellow because of CMYK

S: This CMYK bullshit is nonsense

G: Yes it does they talked about it in the decade .5 eps too

S: Give us proof then

*After proving that guy 2 was wrong*

S: the only part of CMYK that makes sense is "CM" because DiEnd is Cyan and Decade is Magenta(apparently)

G:Also i said this was hypothetical

S: I hate the word "hypothetical" btw..because you can just use it to get out of any discussion
Hypothetical by thatdiscordasianguy October 18, 2019

Hypothetical 

😑... Lucky guess bitch
Hym "It's not a hypothetical though. I am a Tyrannosaurus rex that turned into a man. Did you see the fossils? The transformation fossilized my bones."
Hypothetical by Hym Iam June 27, 2024

Hypothetical them clavicles 

How you should handle a nearby froggy terries who is also tryin ta pull the grab ass and the touchy-feely.
"We's bouta hypothetical them clavicles cause they be grabbin my ass, lets get our Berger on!"
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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