evidence

liquor(the term is incroporated into a suggestion that the evidence can be destroyed by drinking it)

How did that punk get ahold of my evidence?

by Light Joker April 27, 2006

evidence

A wad of toilet paper or tissues drenched with semen. Usually destined to be flushed down the toilet.

I snuck from my room to the bathroom to get rid of the evidence.

by theforum.com March 30, 2004

Evidence

Something creationism does not have.

Scientists have evidence, but lack absolute certainty.

Creationists have absolute certainty, but lack evidence.

This is a fact.

by EvolvedExpert April 27, 2011

Evidence

The body you are trying to hide in your backyard.

"We ran out of room in our backyard, so we had to hide the evidence in our neighbor's yard,"

by Kawshee January 06, 2010

Evident

Evident is a hive YouTuber/streamer, best known for his rather bad traps and excessive screaming and overreactions.

He got famous on hive by trapping people better at pvp then him and posting it on YouTube.

Friend 1: Bro did you watch evidents new video

Friend 2: no evidents bad pleb

by Rusian February 23, 2021

Evidently

An idiot's word of choice to begin their sentence with, especially after some heavy thinking (which they struggle with) has led them to come to a conclusion.

Dennis: Coach my shot never misses.
*airballs layup*

Lamarche: Evidently, you can't even get the basics right.

by MrFly August 29, 2016

Evid

Adjective, Evidently Vivid

"This is so brilliant it's absolutely Evid!"

by isamj April 02, 2019