Hypathetic 

The particular type of sympathy that is felt when a celebrity or celebrity wanna be is in seemingly tragic circumstances while at the same time has large amounts of hype about them being generated in media coverage.

I would like to feel sympathetic towards all who claim to have been Tiger Woods' lover, but I feel more hypathetic because of how popular the media has made them.

Couchgoer 1: Dude, I have so sympathy for all of these poor (insert participators of a celebrity scandal) you know?
Couchgoer 2: I don't know man, I'm feelin more hypathetic. Just look at all of the coverage they get.

Hypathetic by risingtide December 20, 2009

Let's say, hypothetically 

"Let's say, hypothetically" is an infamous phrase often used by popular right-wing journalist Ben Shapiro during debates. It has become popular online to create memes satirizing Ben Shapiro by using phrases he commonly uses, such as "Let's say, hypothetically", or "for the sake of the argument".

"Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl. Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment"

"What the fuck?"

Let's say, hypothetically by spookyseason March 11, 2022

Hypothetical them clavicles 

How you should handle a nearby froggy terries who is also tryin ta pull the grab ass and the touchy-feely.

"We's bouta hypothetical them clavicles cause they be grabbin my ass, lets get our Berger on!"

Hypothetical them clavicles by Professor Hunglisuness, Montgo June 17, 2018

hyperthetical 

A newly coined term for what everything "is." Everything, every "object," is beyond any word or description it is not the thesis, is. It is not below the thesis, hypothetical. It is beyond any ones imagination, comprehension, understanding, words and/or ideas; unlimited by time, space, words and/or ideas; it is hypertherical.

" Eddy described a new system of government to stop war. The teacher told Eddy his example was hypothetical. He told her quite the contrary, it was hyperthetical; beyond any previous example or reasoning." Hyperthetical is the universal answer. Everything is hyperthetical, not meaningless, as are all other words.

hyperthetical by fred ressler October 13, 2006

Hypothetical 

describes something that exists as a possibility, an unproven idea or theory. So in other words a theory that may or may not be true!

Random Person: I think Aliens are real!
Scientist: Do you have proof?
Random Person: No its only hypothetical.

Hypothetical by Haayven June 11, 2013

Hypothetical 

What if

Billy: hypothetically speaking, what if the sky was made of cheese?
Billy's mom: I don't know

Hypothetical by Lol I farted March 3, 2016

Hypothetical Warfare

When one person is trying to describe a hypothetical scenario but another person keeps contradicting their hypothetical scenario with another, opposite, scenario. Quite similar to Hypological Warfare

Guy 1: Let's say, hypothetically, I was holding a shovel.
Guy 2: Let's say you weren't holding a shovel.
Guy 1: But let's say I was.
Guy 2: But what if you weren't?
Guy 1: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, I was.
Guy 2: But let's just imagine that, hypothetically, you weren't?
Guy 1: Stop goin' all hypothetical warfare on me, douchebag!

Etc.

Hypothetical Warfare by MartyJuck March 7, 2010