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- An amalgamation of the hypothetical and pathetic, at the same time with a certain degree of exaggeration or hype. Implausible what if's that border on the ridiculous. Smack talk.
CoolNick38 "bro can i sell your car and buy lotto tickets with the cash, we're gonna win big...... i just know "
Dubplay45 "really??? Hyperpathetically speaking
you been smoking way to much crack."
CoolNick38 " So there's a chance then?"
Dubplay45 " Hell no you crazy ass mf"
by ALfullaBAY February 25, 2011
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