Hey that's something

the definition of %s said type "slang something" and I'm a hyper-literalist and/or wise-ass and ended up here

Something is poking me.

"I have something, about an inch in-a-half of something. Wanta see it?" I asked with a grin.
"What is it?" she replied.
Now she has a restaining order against me. All cause of alittle something.

We're something, eh?

Michael: "I've just found the most spoken word in the English dictionary and no one has written a meaning on Urban dicks yet!"

Sandra: "What's that?

Michael: "I'm don't know. It was something."

She really should do something about her acne.