TeaTards are the political movement of backwoods whiteys headed by deceptress Sarah Palin. With a wink and some stillettos, they do whatever she commands. When reasonable people who are against tax-rate increases get stupefied by Sarah Palin, they become TeaTards.
"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and tell Sarah to go take a hike," shouted the throng against the TeaTards.
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Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
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You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.
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Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
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You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.
by artfulmark February 17, 2010
Any of a variety of vulgar, white-trash, sluttish, vain, and self-serving activities by Former-Future-Step-Cougar-In-Law (and FOX News Skanker) Sarah Palin.
Quitting her elected position as Governor of Alaska to become a spokesmodel for FOX News is a horrid example of Sarahnormal Activity.
Palin's children and grandchildren are haunted day and night by Sarahnormal Activity, usually aimed at parading their misfortunes in public.
Palin's children and grandchildren are haunted day and night by Sarahnormal Activity, usually aimed at parading their misfortunes in public.
by artfulmark August 05, 2010
1. Any topic, be it scientific or political, where Sarah Palin's bunn comes undone as she tries to form a coherent Tweet.
2. The aggregate of what comes out of Sarah Palin's mouth. 3. An entryway that Sarah Palin always leaves open.
2. The aggregate of what comes out of Sarah Palin's mouth. 3. An entryway that Sarah Palin always leaves open.
Oh Lord, the internet isn't censored at all, which means CuntGate Sarah Palin is given free reign to bash people who use reason, science, and common sense with her Tweets.
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A lot of detritus seems to flood out of Cuntgate every time Sarah Palin opens her hole.
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A lot of detritus seems to flood out of Cuntgate every time Sarah Palin opens her hole.
by artfulmark December 10, 2009
by artfulmark March 05, 2016
When promoters use a marketing blitz to sell an inferior product. When something you are looking forward to doesn't live up to your expectations. A big letdown.
Man, I've been waiting for this movie to be released for over a year. So much build up on the internet. The trailer looked awesome. It turned out to be total crap- hypepathetic, a waste of my time.
by artfulmark April 29, 2008
When you seek, by some holier-than-thou calling, to not only eradicate the demons from those you do not love to begin with, but you also want to kill them, for political gain. This is a common malady in the Republican Party of the United States, and their televangelical superstars, the Tea Party.
I love you so much, I want to exorsquish you. I cast you out unclean spirit, & I bomb the hell out of you, in primetime! Amen.
by artfulmark October 15, 2010
A common variety of uppity evangelicals who litter our globe with trash, trample the beliefs of others, feeling sorry for children with different colored skin, all the while drinking bottled water, hyperventilating over the latest features of their electronic devices, and generally acting like God's Gift to Consumerism.
Dear Lord, cried the poor foreign woman, the emissionaries are coming to vacation in our town again, please give us strength...
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Emissionaries carry a Bible in one hand, to slap you with, and a iPhone in the other to document the Glory....
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Emissionaries carry a Bible in one hand, to slap you with, and a iPhone in the other to document the Glory....
by artfulmark July 31, 2009