TeaTards are the political movement of backwoods whiteys headed by deceptress Sarah Palin. With a wink and some stillettos, they do whatever she commands. When reasonable people who are against tax-rate increases get stupefied by Sarah Palin, they become TeaTards.
"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and tell Sarah to go take a hike," shouted the throng against the TeaTards.
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Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
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You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.
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Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
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You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.
by artfulmark February 17, 2010
Any of a variety of vulgar, white-trash, sluttish, vain, and self-serving activities by Former-Future-Step-Cougar-In-Law (and FOX News Skanker) Sarah Palin.
Quitting her elected position as Governor of Alaska to become a spokesmodel for FOX News is a horrid example of Sarahnormal Activity.
Palin's children and grandchildren are haunted day and night by Sarahnormal Activity, usually aimed at parading their misfortunes in public.
Palin's children and grandchildren are haunted day and night by Sarahnormal Activity, usually aimed at parading their misfortunes in public.
by artfulmark August 05, 2010
by artfulmark March 05, 2016
When promoters use a marketing blitz to sell an inferior product. When something you are looking forward to doesn't live up to your expectations. A big letdown.
Man, I've been waiting for this movie to be released for over a year. So much build up on the internet. The trailer looked awesome. It turned out to be total crap- hypepathetic, a waste of my time.
by artfulmark April 29, 2008
Using the output of one's female productive system to stupefy the world at large. Used to profound effect by tacky Sarah Palin.
Don't misundermenstruate Sarah Palin, she uses all of her babies as poster children.
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We misunderestimated Bush, let us not misundermenstruate Sarah Palin.
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We misunderestimated Bush, let us not misundermenstruate Sarah Palin.
by artfulmark July 12, 2009
The embarrassingly hormonal situation of being pregnant while being Vice President. A condition guaranteed to land a book deal.
Overheard at the watercooler: "Sarah Palin, at 45, may have had her last opportunity for a Vice-Pregnidency. She's so inspirational! With the Lord's help, and another Republican National Convention, I think she can do it!
by artfulmark November 29, 2009
A common variety of uppity evangelicals who litter our globe with trash, trample the beliefs of others, feeling sorry for children with different colored skin, all the while drinking bottled water, hyperventilating over the latest features of their electronic devices, and generally acting like God's Gift to Consumerism.
Dear Lord, cried the poor foreign woman, the emissionaries are coming to vacation in our town again, please give us strength...
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Emissionaries carry a Bible in one hand, to slap you with, and a iPhone in the other to document the Glory....
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Emissionaries carry a Bible in one hand, to slap you with, and a iPhone in the other to document the Glory....
by artfulmark July 31, 2009