hockster 

Contraction of hockey and hipster.

A person who obsesses over the sport of hockey as a fad or for means of short term social benefits.

Winnipegger 1: Oh man, Jets are back! I just bought home and away jerseys.

Winnipegger 2: The Jets aren't back, they moved to Phoenix in '97. Stop being a hockster and drink your Canadian beer.

hockster by benormous2 July 11, 2011

Race Huckster 

Someone who plays on people's racial prejudices to draw attention to themselves or make money, by exploiting situations where people of one race are pitted against those of another.

That Al Sharpton is definitely a Race Huckster.

Race Huckster by lou22 August 14, 2012

Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders 

A woman who needs no introduction; the spokeswoman for the worst con man in the entire Universe who can't utter three words in a row without lying. A moronic demigorgon who uses taxpayer dollars and the crushed burnt dreams of the American people as smokey eyeliner.

Did you see that huckster MAGAt Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders on Fox and Friends today? She got eviscerated. On a Trump-friendly network. And kept on conning! In the same week John Kelly and Secretary of Offense Jim Mattis leave the cabinet, the economy is crashing, and there's a looming government shutdown, Hucksterbee keeps lying.

Me: How do you know if Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders is lying?
Jim Mattis: How?
Me: Her lips are moving.

Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders by Sunblazer5 December 21, 2018

Hickster 

A person who is caught in an identity crisis between a hick/redneck and hipster.

Dan is a hickster because he wore his peacoat and argyle sweater while drinking PBR and deer hunting.

Hickster by Buffalo Booker March 12, 2015

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aggressive advertiser

The people at gator are such hucksters.

huckster by Ahmad Siddiqi August 27, 2003

Hackster 

Noun, a subculture of hipsters that enjoy working with mechanics such as obscure 80's cars, bycicles, motorcycles, etc.

"Did you see that hackster just put his fixie on his slammed volvo's roof rack?"

"Yeah, and he was really ham-fisting when he lowered that volvo too!"

Hackster by huck&shred March 7, 2013

Patrick Hockstetter 

Someone who didn't deserve to die.

*evil laugh* - patrick Hockstetter

Patrick Hockstetter by FINNSWIFEYYY May 6, 2021