hacksterbating

The act of self service in the hacky sack game.

Quit hacksterbating and pass it.

by relyt0718 September 27, 2013

hamsterbating

the hamster version of masturbation
even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves

Bruno: Hey man, what in the world is your hamster doing?
Alfie: Oh, don't worry about it, he's just hamsterbating.
Bruno: Gross man, you need to get him a woman!

by Hamster man November 11, 2006

hacksturbating

When one member of the hacky sack circle moves outside the circle and begins showboating with the hacky sack by him or herself.

Great, there goes Joel hacksturbating again.
Allright guys, let's go find a new hacky sack.

by chief_lights June 3, 2011

hamsterbating

a hairy person who masturbates

Rememba when Pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!

by Tugboats June 13, 2006

hamsterbating

the act of helping a hamster masterbate

"I had to start hamsterbating my pet hamster. He can't do it himself on account of his tiny arms and lack of thumbs."

by reaverandatlas May 5, 2010