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hamsterbating 

the hamster version of masturbation
even though they are actually cleaning themselves, it looks more like they are pleasing themselves
Bruno: Hey man, what in the world is your hamster doing?
Alfie: Oh, don't worry about it, he's just hamsterbating.
Bruno: Gross man, you need to get him a woman!
hamsterbating by Hamster man November 11, 2006

hacksturbating 

When one member of the hacky sack circle moves outside the circle and begins showboating with the hacky sack by him or herself.
Great, there goes Joel hacksturbating again.
Allright guys, let's go find a new hacky sack.

hamsterbating 

Rememba when Pat was caught by a security in da bathroom for jacking off?
-His hairy ass, dat man was hamsterbating!
hamsterbating by Tugboats June 13, 2006

hamsterbating 

the act of helping a hamster masterbate
"I had to start hamsterbating my pet hamster. He can't do it himself on account of his tiny arms and lack of thumbs."

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026