Honkster

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Noun:

Usually associated with the nature of masculinity, a honkster is a man with a large penis, or honky.

The girls at the bar were gazing across the table at the bartender in tight pants. "Look at this honkster," they exclaimed. "How much of a tip you think would get a peek?". The girls blushed and giggled to themselves, alcohol racing through their bloodstream.

Honkster by AllAmericanPsyOp April 8, 2025

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Hongster

A person who flirt.
Singapore slang.

Look at that guy, he's with another girl, what a hongster

Hongster by DumDiDumDiDum October 17, 2008

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Hankster

An alternative term used to describe a man's genitals.

"Dude how was the first date?"
"Great! She accidentally fondled my hankster!"

Hankster by Blaircon1 July 14, 2016

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Honkstress

A female honkey of the species.

Shanequa: "Check out dat sh*t. Some pastey mayo eatin' honkstress be tryin' to steal mah man....Jo'Mayne, get yo ass back over here before I goes off on you. As fo you, bitch...I'm bouts ta go buzz saw on yo ass!

Honkstress by PokeChop April 13, 2008

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Hankster

Hankster is the new term for gangster, defined and created by puregoya. It means the ultimate, pinnacle of gangster. When you are hankster, you are like all those gangstas you see out there put together with your original gangster status to make hankster.

Damn nigga, that nigga goya is HANKSTER.

Hankster by puregoya October 23, 2008

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honkstress

a honkeys mistress or partner on honktastic gangness
always a woman of tall stature obviously able to overpower the leader yet is loyal and bounces for a majority of the time ( never flat chested ) can be found mainly in the south

Honkey leader : wheres mah honkstress?!
Honkstress : *bounces along* right here honkah!
Honkey Leader : damn straight!
Leader and Honkstress : *honkey fists*

honkstress by Honk Maestro July 26, 2006

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Hankster

Term used to describe a manly woman also used as an alternative for a hateful woman.

Oh look, the Hankster has decided to grace us with her presence.

Hankster by Madethistermupin1996 August 1, 2011

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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