"China steals United States Navy research drone in international waters - rips it out of water and takes it to China in unpresidented act." - DJT, 17Dec16, Twitter @realDonaldTrump
by Sunblazer5 December 17, 2016
A woman who needs no introduction; the spokeswoman for the worst con man in the entire Universe who can't utter three words in a row without lying. A moronic demigorgon who uses taxpayer dollars and the crushed burnt dreams of the American people as smokey eyeliner.
Did you see that huckster MAGAt Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders on Fox and Friends today? She got eviscerated. On a Trump-friendly network. And kept on conning! In the same week John Kelly and Secretary of Offense Jim Mattis leave the cabinet, the economy is crashing, and there's a looming government shutdown, Hucksterbee keeps lying.
Me: How do you know if Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders is lying?
Jim Mattis: How?
Me: Her lips are moving.
Me: How do you know if Sarah Hucksterbee Sanders is lying?
Jim Mattis: How?
Me: Her lips are moving.
by Sunblazer5 December 21, 2018
The scent, that smell of sweaty, stanky, foul hockey gear odor as it pervades your nostrils. Associated with any and all hockey gear in the rink, bag, or gear which induces nausea, vomiting, burning watery eyes, and eventual destruction of the olfactory nerve. Worse in the male gender.
Steve: dude... god, that is rancid. That rink reek hockey stank is vaporizing my nose hairs. That hockey stank is hockey rank!
by Sunblazer5 November 16, 2018
There's the big spoon, the little spoon, and sometimes a middle spoon. Another name for the middle spoon is The Spork, because they go both ways.
Who's the big spoon, little spoon, and middle spoon? The middle spoon is The Spork because they go *both ways*.
by Sunblazer5 July 03, 2021
A Polish Escape Room is a style of escape room where you have a time limit to find clues and escape the room. In a Polish Escape Room, if you don't find the clues to escape, the building burns down with you inside it.
Five teenage girls went to a Polish Escape Room, but didn't solve the clues in time, so the building burned down with them in it.
by Sunblazer5 January 05, 2019
The 45th of July is a celebration of Donald Trump as President with tanks, guns, bombs, and a flyover from Aircraft One! It is usually celebrated on the 4th of July in celebration (sorta) of our great country, the USofA. "It'll be yuge."
The 45th of July is a celebration of our great leader, Donald John Trump, but also kinda celebrating America. There was fanfare, tanks, a flyover from Aircraft One, and a fireworks show with many fireworks launched on ICBMs direct from the DPRK thanks to the President's good friend Chairman Kim!
by Sunblazer5 July 04, 2019
A government run solely by giving your family and close friends jobs, after firing anyone with experience and everyone who won't kiss the ring.
The Trump administration exclusively practices favoring relatives or friends with political appointments, especially by giving them jobs.
"his years in office were marked by corruption and nepotism, leading to the Trump Nepotocracy."
Don: "hey Jared, my useless son-in-law, would you like me to create a high level government advisory position for you to embarrass our country daily?"
Jared: "sure, pops! Ivanka wants to peddle misinformation, too!"
Don: "You're both hired."
"his years in office were marked by corruption and nepotism, leading to the Trump Nepotocracy."
Don: "hey Jared, my useless son-in-law, would you like me to create a high level government advisory position for you to embarrass our country daily?"
Jared: "sure, pops! Ivanka wants to peddle misinformation, too!"
Don: "You're both hired."
by Sunblazer5 May 16, 2020