The Spork

There's the big spoon, the little spoon, and sometimes a middle spoon. Another name for the middle spoon is The Spork, because they go both ways.

Who's the big spoon, little spoon, and middle spoon? The middle spoon is The Spork because they go *both ways*.

by Sunblazer5 July 03, 2021

45th of July

The 45th of July is a celebration of Donald Trump as President with tanks, guns, bombs, and a flyover from Aircraft One! It is usually celebrated on the 4th of July in celebration (sorta) of our great country, the USofA. "It'll be yuge."

The 45th of July is a celebration of our great leader, Donald John Trump, but also kinda celebrating America. There was fanfare, tanks, a flyover from Aircraft One, and a fireworks show with many fireworks launched on ICBMs direct from the DPRK thanks to the President's good friend Chairman Kim!

by Sunblazer5 July 04, 2019

Unpresidented

An act determined by President-elect Trump to be unprecedented.

"China steals United States Navy research drone in international waters - rips it out of water and takes it to China in unpresidented act." - DJT, 17Dec16, Twitter @realDonaldTrump

by Sunblazer5 December 17, 2016

Trumpriapism

Priapism is an erection lasting longer than 4 hours. Trumpriapism is a hard on for Donald Trump lasting longer than 4 hours, and is considered a medical emergency.

If you suffer from Trumpriapism, an erection for Donald Trump lasting longer than 4 hours, you should see your doctor immediately.

by Sunblazer5 November 27, 2016

Satan's flute

The instrument otherwise known as a recorder.

I had to buy my kid a recorder for 4th grade music class. Turns out this damn annoying device is Satan's flute.

by Sunblazer5 April 06, 2019

Glamour Hammer

To get absolutely wasted on expensive gin. Must include lime.

Her: hey, I have an extra lime. Want to have a few gin and tonic?
Me: on a Tuesday afternoon? Hell yea I'm down to get glamour hammered!

by Sunblazer5 November 16, 2018

SunnyDriver

A SunnyDriver is a delicious combination of SunnyD with a shot or two of vodka. A SunnyD screwdriver. Mmmmm.

Me: just poured myself a delicious SunnyDriver. I'm going to sit and watch a few episodes of Jeopardy (RIP, Alex).
Joel: I miss you.

by Sunblazer5 April 15, 2021