Definitions by Sunblazer5

Out-reffed

In any sport with a referee, when the opposing team is less skilled, but gets help from the refferees to win the game with phantom calls and missed penalties against your team.

We were going to win easily, but got completely out-reffed!

Out-reffed by Sunblazer5 November 20, 2022

Muff Rake 

The aid of a mustache during cunnilingus.

She liked when he grew a mustache because he knew how to pleasure her with his muff rake.

Muff Rake by Sunblazer5 November 16, 2022

The Spork 

There's the big spoon, the little spoon, and sometimes a middle spoon. Another name for the middle spoon is The Spork, because they go both ways.

Who's the big spoon, little spoon, and middle spoon? The middle spoon is The Spork because they go *both ways*.

The Spork by Sunblazer5 July 2, 2021

SunnyDriver

A SunnyDriver is a delicious combination of SunnyD with a shot or two of vodka. A SunnyD screwdriver. Mmmmm.

Me: just poured myself a delicious SunnyDriver. I'm going to sit and watch a few episodes of Jeopardy (RIP, Alex).
Joel: I miss you.

SunnyDriver by Sunblazer5 April 14, 2021

Nepotocracy 

A government run solely by giving your family and close friends jobs, after firing anyone with experience and everyone who won't kiss the ring.

The Trump administration exclusively practices favoring relatives or friends with political appointments, especially by giving them jobs.

"his years in office were marked by corruption and nepotism, leading to the Trump Nepotocracy."

Don: "hey Jared, my useless son-in-law, would you like me to create a high level government advisory position for you to embarrass our country daily?"

Jared: "sure, pops! Ivanka wants to peddle misinformation, too!"

Don: "You're both hired."

Nepotocracy by Sunblazer5 May 15, 2020

45th of July

The 45th of July is a celebration of Donald Trump as President with tanks, guns, bombs, and a flyover from Aircraft One! It is usually celebrated on the 4th of July in celebration (sorta) of our great country, the USofA. "It'll be yuge."

The 45th of July is a celebration of our great leader, Donald John Trump, but also kinda celebrating America. There was fanfare, tanks, a flyover from Aircraft One, and a fireworks show with many fireworks launched on ICBMs direct from the DPRK thanks to the President's good friend Chairman Kim!

45th of July by Sunblazer5 July 4, 2019

Satan's flute 

The instrument otherwise known as a recorder.

I had to buy my kid a recorder for 4th grade music class. Turns out this damn annoying device is Satan's flute.

Satan's flute by Sunblazer5 April 6, 2019