hockstra

when you use every ounce of your looks or body to get ahead at work.

Oh my goodness! Did you just see Jessica pull a hockstra!? She was wearing the shortest skirt allowable without being arrested for indecent exposure! Cleavage was so astounding that she could pick up paper from the printer with her chest!

by jrocksta January 9, 2009

gabriel hockstra

He's always so quiet no one knows what goes on in his head which is that he is literally planning to take over the world as we speak. Late at night in the midst of his thoughts he schemes to destroy government plans and pursue a uprising to take over presidency just so that there can be christian public schools. Hes also athletic.

Dude, did u hear someones taking over the world and exposing birds used for secret government purposes? Hes such a gabriel hockstra

Dang hes so athletic! Its a gabruek hocktrsa!

by wheatonia basak the 23rd. May 29, 2021

Hoekstra

Crazy Dutch Bastards

Those Hoekstra's are some crazy Dutch bastards.

by NikNik620 October 17, 2008

Milo Hoekstra

Lives in Grand Rapids Michigan and is currently attending Kenowa Hills high school in his freshman year. He falls asleep to mukbang.

I have a sexual attraction to Milo Hoekstra.

by MLGboi June 20, 2019

Liam Hoekstra

The strongest child on this planet.

Liam Hoekstra could body slam a 6'5, 250lb man with one hand.

by Dragonsarefuckingawesome November 26, 2011

hackstrabate

To serve to yourself in a game of circle Hacky sack.

Dude, Joe just hackstrabated, he never passes.

by Molly=]=[ August 23, 2007

Hoekstra

A massively over-exaggerated whine. Started as a response to a Tweet by GOP Congressman Pete Hoekstra who compared the Iranian demonstrations to GOP oppression by Democrats.

- Our office cooler ran out of water. this must be what its like in Sudan.
- Dude, that's a total Hoekstra

by Facecrapper June 17, 2009