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Nickname for anyone who believes profits are more important than people.

(Not as nasty as the nickname the greeds have for non-greeds, which is "idiots." But then again, non-greeds aren't as smart (or vicious). {half-sarcasm intended}
The greeds have organized individually, and via both corporations, and government to: a) limit the power, health, and well-being of the general public via new laws and regulations; b) remove established standards of living, and encourage the workplace to disregard the concerns, safety, and respect of the workers; c) amass excess wealth to one or two percent of the people, to the detriment of the majority; d) unduly influence a significant number of remaining middle-class persons via false, excessively biased, and misleading news reporting (as well as over-riding previous FCC policy that endorsed truth in journalism with 2004 FL appellate court ruling stating that there is no rule/law that says journalism has to be truthful); e) disenfranchise, encourage, and institute new policies and laws limiting, and eliminating, voter rights, aka voter suppression; f) utilize and increase pre-existing bias and intolerance to further divide the majority against itself; and f) continue these and other previous disingenuous reorganization efforts.
greeds by One of the "idiots" October 2, 2011
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Greeds Train 

The term used in football games when someone is greedy and doesn't pass to anyone. They are generally useless.
Eddy: 'Pass the ball!'
Ethan: 'Nah skillz tym'
Eddy: 'Oh my god its the fucking greeds train'
Greeds Train by Bratto4GayPride October 24, 2009
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Greenspan's 

Greenspan's - A clothing store located in southern California,

They carry such styles as Pendleton board shirts , Ben davis, lowrider Charlie brown shirts,FB County Frisco Cords, even some discontinued clothing they can replicate.

The last original clothing store" family owned and operated in Southern California since 1928. We carry Pendletons, Hush Puppies, Ben Davis, Car Club Coats, winos, Stacy Adams, Levis, Stetson, Dickies, and hundreds of other brands, as well as our own Greenspan's brand. With so many thousands of items in our store, and we are not able to show it all here, so please contact us by email or phone about item inqiries "If you don't see it, just ask
Greenspan's
The last original clothing store !

3405 Tweedy Blvd. South Gate, CA 90280

The Last Original Clothing Store

Carrying many styles you just can't find anywhere else!
Greenspan's by Blu_leef November 12, 2022

Pot of greed 

A mystic yu-gi-oh card, which no one has a clue upon what it actually does.
Joey: I activate pot of greed!
James: What does it do?
Joey: It let's me draw 2 cards
James: Okay, but what does it do?
Pot of greed by LORDKEEM March 31, 2017

Greenstruck 

When someone who has never had money has an opportunity to make or acquire more than they have ever had.
Jacob was getting $5000 from a settlement but owed his friend $3000, he was so greenstruck he didn't want to pay back his friend.
Greenstruck by Ms. Millie March 6, 2020

You Greedy Dirtbag 

A phrase used for those who are in the air selling business, and only want for trees to shrivel up and die.
O'Hare (Famous CEO of "O'Hare Air,", which produces and sells clean air): Let it (Last tree in the human existence) die, let it die, let it shrivel up and-. C'mon, whose with me?
Marie: Nobody.
Cy: You greedy dirtbag!
You Greedy Dirtbag by Lionheardt January 6, 2017

Greedling 

1. A combination of Greed and Ling from the series Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood. Basically Greed but in Lin/Ling's body. Yeah. You know that's hot.

2. A mini-Greed. (Duck, Duckling; Greed, Greedling)
1. Greed fan: *squee* Greedling is SOO hot! Original Greed was hotter though.

2. Awww look at the baby Greedlings!
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