They will clean up all your
talking in a manner such as this
They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss
They will make you call
fellatio a "trouser-friendly
kiss"
Here'
s the plain situation,
There's no negotiation
With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC
They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of social interest groups.
Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops
Any
baby with a brain could tell them Everybody Poops
Take a tip, take a lesson
You'll never win by messin'
With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC
And when you find yourself with some young sexy
thing
You're gonna have to do her with your
ding-a-ling
'cause you can't say penis
So they send this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst
And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced
I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first
They may just be neurotic
Or possibly psychotic
They're the fellas at the Freakin' FCC!
But seriously, the FCC are complete jerks that prevent good stuff on public
television.
Swear
words,
body parts, anything that isn't standard in a child's TV show.