greedo

v. to deliberately surprise a ho by jerking off under a table and skeeting on her on her midsection through forceful ejaculation. Afterwards you get up and say to the waiter or bartender, 'Sorry for the mess,' leaving the ho both horrified and covered in jizz. From Star Wars Episode 4, where Greedo the bounty hunter got shot under the table by Han Solo, who fired first.

"That trifling ho was cheating on me, so when we was at the Wendy, I greedoed that bitch and told her to clean herself up and go fuck her baconator."

by Jay Mc January 15, 2008

Greedo

Wanna be Rodian Bounty Hunter that lost his life while trying to extort money from Han Solo.

Greedo got too greedy, so he got pwned.

by 1337 October 27, 2003

Greedo

n. A bounty hunter from Star Wars : Episode 4. Strange blue-green creature with antennas and big bug eyes. Obviously impoverished. Wore bright orange vest. Shot by Han Solo in a bar.

Han Solo believed Greedo was trying to take rob him. In reality, Greedo was simply too poor to afford food and was asking for something to eat.

by FeudalWarlord January 12, 2006

Greedo

A Rodian bounty hunter who confronted Han Solo in a cantina in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope. Solo managed to turn the tables and kill Greedo before he could fire a single shot.

"Yes, Greedo, as a matter of fact I was just going to see your boss."

by W4rM4chine May 23, 2016

Greedo

someone who is greedy

Person: Bro, Mr. Krabs is such a greedo
Person: I know, right?

by dictonaryboy May 12, 2023

Greedo

Cannabis Sativa, aka weed. Definition presumably derived from the characteristic green color shared by the plant and the eponymous bounty hunter.

"I smoke greedo, I smoke kermit, I smoke weed till it makes me vermit." -MC Chris.

by Pantheos April 2, 2005

Greedo

The credo of 'Greed' epitomized as Globalized, Neoliberal, Corporation State *Market Dictatorshop* Faschism aka Sheldon Wolin's 'Inverted Totalitarianism' or "managed democracy".

"There is nothing the Totalitarian Corporation State fights more fiercely than the command of Love."

Frank E Warner 'Future of Man' (London 1944)

That preople* readily accepted a Greedo of 'Greed is Good', albeit after long years of pervsuasion* & influentze* by the PR & Mass Mind-Manipulation Industry - the Advertizers* & Appertizers* - remains a wonderment to the ineffectiveness of true 'Christian' doctrine and Man's inability to regulate His own conduct, aka Natural Ethics.

by PartisanZ June 19, 2022