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Once an efficient and fast method of communication and message transferring, now a way of harassing Internet users with spam, credit card/insurance offers, porn links, and "Increase Your Penis Size By 5 Inches" advertizements.
Despite using a junk email filtering program, it is still a chore to delete 30+ messages a day.
by AYB November 06, 2003
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Proof that a million monkeys typing randomly at keyboards would NOT produce a Shakespeare play
by Commendatore August 12, 2003
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a fast and easy way to notify you that your penis is too small
Man, I'm glad that email came, or I wouldn't have gotten that date!
by Alex January 18, 2004
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A common tool used by Nigerians to acquire the bank account numbers of gullible Americans and Europeans.
The Crown Prince of Nigeria wants to pay me millions of dollars to help free his people. He even sent me an email about it so it must be true!
by A Nigerian Prince March 19, 2013
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Something faster than paper mail and slower than IM. Has a 56% chance of making you cry inside.
"What's that, email? You want to help me enlarge my penis? But... I'm female..." (Sobbing ensues.)
by Biting Fish March 21, 2010
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A way to lie in someones face, and not be called a lier, a delayed action lie.
I really would like to see you again, give me your email address.
by benthere December 18, 2011
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1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman

2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy
1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!

2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?

Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.

US postal worker: I'll take that.

Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.

US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
by Mz_Brown1997 April 02, 2010
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