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store by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004
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The "store" is another way of saying sleep. If you want to use store instead of using sleep then you must play according to the rules:
-If you are tired you have to say "I'm very store"
-If you are about to go to sleep or bed you say "I'm going to the store"
-The word "dream" does not exist in this dictionary, but TV shows do. So when you're in the store, you are watching TV.
-You cannot say "wake up" instead you say "you're leaving, or left the store"
-You may watch scary shows while at the store, so you cannot say you had a nightmare, you say "there were scary shows playing at the store"
- If you cannot store, you say you are locked out of the store.
-If someone asks you to leave the store, but you are very, very store, you tell them that you are locked in the store.
- If you are talking to someone and they accidentally say one of the words that do not belong, you have to pretend you do not know what they are saying until they figure out their mistake and are able to correct themselves.
Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it.
Have a nice time at the store! :)
-If you are tired you have to say "I'm very store"
-If you are about to go to sleep or bed you say "I'm going to the store"
-The word "dream" does not exist in this dictionary, but TV shows do. So when you're in the store, you are watching TV.
-You cannot say "wake up" instead you say "you're leaving, or left the store"
-You may watch scary shows while at the store, so you cannot say you had a nightmare, you say "there were scary shows playing at the store"
- If you cannot store, you say you are locked out of the store.
-If someone asks you to leave the store, but you are very, very store, you tell them that you are locked in the store.
- If you are talking to someone and they accidentally say one of the words that do not belong, you have to pretend you do not know what they are saying until they figure out their mistake and are able to correct themselves.
Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it.
Have a nice time at the store! :)
Store by kooooool-aid July 11, 2010
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With what money am I going to go to the store with? Great idea. I'll just walk to the store (because I don't have a car anymore), say hi and tell my name to a motherfucker who likely already knows who I am, leave without buying anything, walk back to my house, have a little Hym Iam marathon where I watch all of the shows that are using lines directly from me on my phone as it slowly dies, then (when my external runs out of juice) I'll go downstairs and steal some electricity so I'm not sitting in a powerless studio apartment.
Hym "How much do you think someone on the writing staff of some of these shows makes? DOESN'T MATTER. They deserve it more than I do so there's no reason to acknowledge that they're doing it. And it isn't the acknowledgement I'm afraid of it's YOUR WILLINGNESS TO PARTICIPATE that is startling. And to sit here and watch you try to frame it as though there is anything you can do other than refuse to acknowledge the fact that you are participating in what amounts to imposed schizophrenia. And my mother knows exactly what she needs to do and instead of doing it she's (likely) listening to a fucking charlatan. Which is exactly how I got myself into this mess. I learn from my mistakes but it doesn't look like other people are capable of learning from my mistakes. Pfft go to the fucking store? Yeah, alright. When I get some money that'll be the first thing I do."