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birch beer

Birch beer - it's like root beer except

Made from the sap that comes from

Birch trees .

Very popular in Pennsylvania
Guy 1 : what's birch beer ?

Guy 2 : it's what they drink down in Pennsylvania

Guy 1 : so I take it it's like root beer

Guy 2 : yep
by Blu_leef August 12, 2019
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Italian hangover

When someone cracks a wine bottle

Over your head.

Italians are known for their wine bottles.
I woke up with an Italian hangover after

Going to that party last night.
by Blu_leef August 28, 2020
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european catamite

european catamite - noun: catamite; plural noun: catamites

a boy kept for homosexual practices....

catholic priest cannot marry so they kept choir boys

As catamites .

ancient greece and ancient rome it was common for them

To have catamites and they are of european origin .

Although it is not really mentioned much during the trans Atlantic slave trade some slave owners engage in a practice called buck breaking where they would force themselves on to male slaves both men and boys and made them into catamites to make them both into an example and to

Break their spirit.
Kid 1 : shut up you African booty scratcher

Kid 2 : I'd rather be a african booty scratcher than a

european catamite.

Whole Class room even the teacher : ooooooh he got you good !
by Blu_leef November 3, 2023
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fleshy pro

Fleshy Pro - The Fleshy Pro™ Male Masturbator features a unique sucking mechanism that mimics the sensation of receiving oral sex. It provides intense and satisfying pleasure that is unlike anything else on the market, and is perfect for use alone or with a partner.

(Read on to learn about "Climax mode "

RealSkin™ Sleeves
Fleshy Pro's soft, body-safe inner sleeves provide realistic spongy resistance and ease of entry. They're easy to clean, last basically forever, and are delicately textured to replicate the feeling of mucosa (the stuff that throats and vaginas and g-spots are made from).

💡 Tip: Warm the sleeve up in a bowl of hot water before use for even greater pleasure..

Climax mode"
When you hold down the climax button, Fleshy Pro takes you deeper and deeper and its powerful suction completely prevents you from being able to pull out until you finish (or until you release the button).

Close your eyes and see how similar this ultra-intense sensation feels to being deepthroated or feeling muscle contractions during female orgasm.

Easy to Wash
Despite being one of the biggest worries guys have before buying, cleaning Fleshy Pro™ takes less than 15 seconds and you don’t have to touch bodily fluids. Simply reverse the sleeve, dump your junk, rinse with soap and warm water, and voilà!
Fleshy pro is a dildo for men

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by Blu_leef November 13, 2023
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hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !
Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.
by Blu_leef January 15, 2024
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mountain dew and hot pockets

mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works
by Blu_leef January 28, 2024
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C.T.S.

CTS .... aka Critical Thinking Skills

Also see common sense and reading comprehension.
Jimbo was in the military and lacked critical thinking skills
Aka C.T.S.
And walked right into an Enemy ambush.
by Blu_leef December 1, 2023
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