Duck

A water chicken.

Wow! Look at that water chicken go!
That's a duck, bro.

by Youtube4life March 12, 2016

Duck

auto- correct for Fuck

dude duck off

by Anal_9mm March 5, 2013

Duck

A truly evil creature with little to no remorse.

Guy: how are you?

Other guy: good.
Duck: *murders both guys*

by Herbert Alainius December 14, 2014

Duck

Short for dumb fuck

"you're such a duck!"

by xXultimatepussyslayertripleXx December 2, 2017

Duck

What the iPhone autocorrects "fuck" to, when never do you ever actually mean to type "duck".

Guy texting: "baby, I'm going to duck the shit out of you later."

Girl texting: "please tell me you mean fuck...?"

Guy texting: "ugh, yes. Ducking Siri."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 28, 2016

Duck

Superior being, created to lead and teach.
Ducks, a reason to live.

someone: look at that ugly duck
someone intelligent and awoke: do not disrespect this superior being.

by intelligent and awoken person February 11, 2021

Duck

Ducks, other known as as vile, terrifying despicable creatures that walk the earth to simply terrify. You try to like feed their ducklings and they're all like "Nah mate, I'll fucking swoop yo' ass"
So then you're like "Holy shit mother fucker!" and you get the fuck out of there!

Me: Aw look, some cute ducklings, let's feed them!

Father duck: Oh hell no! *runs after me with it's head down looking like a demonic piece of shit running at me*

Me: HOLY FUCKING SHIEEETTTTTT

by Duck Hater907y1345609832156 December 16, 2012