Duck

A water chicken.

Wow! Look at that water chicken go!
That's a duck, bro.

by Youtube4life March 12, 2016

Duck

auto- correct for Fuck

dude duck off

by Anal_9mm March 5, 2013

Duck

A truly evil creature with little to no remorse.

Guy: how are you?

Other guy: good.
Duck: *murders both guys*

by Herbert Alainius December 13, 2014

Duck

Superior being, created to lead and teach.
Ducks, a reason to live.

someone: look at that ugly duck
someone intelligent and awoke: do not disrespect this superior being.

by intelligent and awoken person February 11, 2021

Duck

What the iPhone autocorrects "fuck" to, when never do you ever actually mean to type "duck".

Guy texting: "baby, I'm going to duck the shit out of you later."

Girl texting: "please tell me you mean fuck...?"

Guy texting: "ugh, yes. Ducking Siri."

by InTheKitchenCookingActualPies December 28, 2016

Duck

Short for dumb fuck

"you're such a duck!"

by xXultimatepussyslayertripleXx December 1, 2017

Duck

The dick that you are currently fucking. Meant to dehumanize and strip away the face and personality attached to the genitals that are taking care of your sexual needs during a brief period between more serious love interests.

Raquel: “Oh my god, Paul, I’m so sorry. I think I accidentally invited my duck to your pool party.”

Paul: “What duck, Raquel? No pets allowed.”

Raquel: “No. I invited the dick that I’m fucking to your party. He’s my duck right now.”

Paul: “Oh. Well. No dicks either. My mom’s really strict.”

by colterClimactic July 4, 2021