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lazy grandpa 

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.
My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.
lazy grandpa by Dwejj July 11, 2018

Grandpa in his bunker

Vladolf Putler is a Lebensraum-hogging megalomaniac who has isolated himself from reality into his bunker. He has surrounded himself with weak yes-men who conform this sociopath's delusional thoughts such as a nuke-horny midget named Medvedev. When Vlad's mission inevitably fails, this former office rat certainly doesn't kill himself like his Aryan counterpart Adolf Hitler did, no way, he doesn't have balls for it, someone else has to do this pest control job, regarding his cronies as well.
Sufferings and deaths just continue in Ukraine, but the grandpa in his bunker doesn't care because his own ass isn't in danger, yet...

dang it grandpa 

whats up guys today we are gonna play some dang it grandpa
dang it grandpa by Kpop central September 17, 2020

Ur grandpap a trap 

The worst insult possible in the entirety of the English language, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny dwarf in comparison.
1:ur mom gay
2:well ur dad lesbian
1:no u
2:well ur granny tranny
1:but ur grandpap a trap
2: *explodes into dust, immediately in hell*

Angry Grandpa 

A man who made millions of people laugh ( his youngins ), the kindest man you would ever meet cared about everyone. But he has recently passed away December of 2017. R.i.p angry grandpa
Have you seen angry grandpa’s new video?

Yea! I love him so much me makes me laugh when I’m down
Angry Grandpa by March2nd December 11, 2017

grandpaing 

The act of sitting and chilling with your friends. Typically involves activities such as drinking beer and vaping. Physical and intellectual effort is not allowed.
-Dude, u comin over tonight?
-Sure, I'm always down for a good grandpaing.

-Ahh, what a grandpaing, I really needed this
grandpaing by Cpuny September 3, 2019
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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