grandpire
"He is such a grandpire. He set me up with his son, without telling me his son was married and had a kid."
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Grantaire
a drunk cynic who originally lived in the 1830s during the June Rebellion in Victor Hugo's Les Miserables. He can be found in many different modern fan fictions as well as in his spirit animal, George Blagden.
Though Grantaire is described as ugly in the book, he is actually an outrageously beautiful human being.
Oh he's also in love with Enjolras.
Though Grantaire is described as ugly in the book, he is actually an outrageously beautiful human being.
Oh he's also in love with Enjolras.
My friend: You know everyone is lusting after Enjolras, but do you see that guy with the bottle staring at his dick? Damn.
Me: yeah that's Grantaire
Me: yeah that's Grantaire
Grantaire by justdateabarricadeboy June 26, 2015
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grandyidea
@grandyidea is a stan account on twitter that is owned by kaspar. his account is definitely the BEST stan twitter account ever created and outsold everyone else!
grandyidea by slayziana October 10, 2020
grandparentage
A test to determine a link with Grandparentage relationship between a grandparent and grandchild. As in to determine a DNA relationship.
Mrs. Phillips did a "grandparentage" test to determine if her grandchild was indeed hers after her son, the father of her child had died and no paternity test was possible.
grandparentage by DNAGuy April 16, 2019
Grandipirkka
It’s an amazing brand and as soon as you drink the juice you’ll feel more energetic. Marika hates it so much but that her opinion. Anyways otherwise everyone really loves and they’ll all recommend it to you👋🥭
Hey you see that’s a grandipirkka omg you’re mom broke her hand, givva her grandi. C’mon she’s gonna break her toes soon!!! Be careful out there?
Grandipirkka by Gatchipirkkaaaaamurumaa January 18, 2021
Grandparents
Your parents parents, usually old. You may not want to visit them now, but when they open up, you will hear well-spun stories of their "glory days". And if you are lucky you will hear stories of their many diffrent conquests, being either drugs or boyfriends/girlfriends. War stories are a popular and exiting one. Maybe their immagration from a diffrent country in times of need. They will enjoy talking to their grandchildren, offering advice or just being in your presence. Enjoy them while they last, they are not here for ever.
Grandpa: "I remember when I was 22 and me and my friend bought some LSD and went train-hopping around Canada"
Grandchild: "really?"
Grandma: "Oh william! don't give bobby any ideas!"
Grandpa: *laughing* "but they were the best times of my life"
grandson: *thinking* 'I can't wait to tell my kids funny stories of drugs, drinking, and women!'
long live grandparents!
Grandchild: "really?"
Grandma: "Oh william! don't give bobby any ideas!"
Grandpa: *laughing* "but they were the best times of my life"
grandson: *thinking* 'I can't wait to tell my kids funny stories of drugs, drinking, and women!'
long live grandparents!
Grandparents by miklus June 11, 2006
Genealogy Grandparents
Genealogy Grandparents will tell the cashier at Linens 'n Things that their lineage can be traced back to Charlemagne