"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."
"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
by bryan September 11, 2004
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by Po Ivey August 11, 2006
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A phrase added to an otherwise insulting statement. You say "no offense" right before or after you say something that is insulting. "No offense" allows you to say just about anything you want about anyone.
It is sometimes followed up by "none taken." The recipient of the original comment says "none taken" to signal that they were not insulted.
It is sometimes followed up by "none taken." The recipient of the original comment says "none taken" to signal that they were not insulted.
Without)
Joe: Sally, you've put on some weight
Sally: *slaps the shit out of Joe*
With)
Joe: No offense, Sally, you've gotten fat
Sally: None taken. I guess I should go on a diet. .
Joe: Sally, you've put on some weight
Sally: *slaps the shit out of Joe*
With)
Joe: No offense, Sally, you've gotten fat
Sally: None taken. I guess I should go on a diet. .
by Northendwhitetrash October 03, 2009
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No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.
by C-Mills November 29, 2010
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a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.
by katopoliss December 06, 2010
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Something someone says right before saying something that may be offensive. as opposed to, say, not saying anything offensive at all.
by LordXeras January 06, 2011
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1.The 2009 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They have no offense.
2. Something that is used by someone to make it sound acceptable.
2. Something that is used by someone to make it sound acceptable.
1. Man the Bucs defense played well last week at Wembley but their offense just sucked. They have no offense.
2. No offense Kipper but your sister has the ugliest bitch i've ever seen. You'd have to be totally wasted to take a ride on her.
2. No offense Kipper but your sister has the ugliest bitch i've ever seen. You'd have to be totally wasted to take a ride on her.
by Dreamcast October 29, 2009
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