Top definition
no offenseunknown
A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.
"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
by bryan September 11, 2004
15326907
Get the mug
Get a no offense mug for your father-in-law James.
2
No Offenseunknown
Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.
no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong
#offense#offensive#no#none#nada#insults#phrases
by Po Ivey August 11, 2006
1120150
Get the mug
Get a No Offense mug for your dad Paul.
3
No Offenseunknown
A phrase added to an otherwise insulting statement. You say "no offense" right before or after you say something that is insulting. "No offense" allows you to say just about anything you want about anyone.

It is sometimes followed up by "none taken." The recipient of the original comment says "none taken" to signal that they were not insulted.
Without)
Joe: Sally, you've put on some weight
Sally: *slaps the shit out of Joe*

With)

Joe: No offense, Sally, you've gotten fat
Sally: None taken. I guess I should go on a diet. .
#no offense#no#offense#insult#none taken#none taken
by Northendwhitetrash October 03, 2009
35397
Get the mug
Get a No Offense mug for your fish Nathalie.
4
no offenseunknown
The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.
No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.
#sorry#maybe#not really#just kidding#we don't mean it like that#but we actually do
by C-Mills November 29, 2010
409
Get the mug
Get a no offense mug for your Facebook friend Bob.
5
no offenseunknown
a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.
No offense Chelsea, but you suck.
#rude#honesty#mean#joking#offensive
by katopoliss December 06, 2010
5919
Get the mug
Get a no offense mug for your friend Beatrix.
6
no offenseunknown
1.The 2009 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They have no offense.

2. Something that is used by someone to make it sound acceptable.
1. Man the Bucs defense played well last week at Wembley but their offense just sucked. They have no offense.

2. No offense Kipper but your sister has the ugliest bitch i've ever seen. You'd have to be totally wasted to take a ride on her.
#no#offense#tampa#bay#buccaneers#ugly#bitch
by Dreamcast October 29, 2009
19589
Get the mug
Get a no offense mug for your daughter-in-law Nathalie.
7
no offenseunknown
thing to say after you say something offensive
A: "no offense, but you smell like shit!"

B: "..."
by vinny December 20, 2004
611332
Get the mug
Get a no offense mug for your fish Paul.
© 1999-2018 Urban Dictionary ®
advertise terms of service
privacy dmca remove
help chat