A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.
"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."

"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
by bryan September 11, 2004
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The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.
No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.
by C-Mills November 29, 2010
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a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.
by katopoliss December 06, 2010
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Something someone says right before saying something that may be offensive. as opposed to, say, not saying anything offensive at all.
You are such a completely moronic asshole. No offense
by LordXeras January 06, 2011
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1.The 2009 Tampa Bay Buccaneers. They have no offense.

2. Something that is used by someone to make it sound acceptable.
1. Man the Bucs defense played well last week at Wembley but their offense just sucked. They have no offense.

2. No offense Kipper but your sister has the ugliest bitch i've ever seen. You'd have to be totally wasted to take a ride on her.
by Dreamcast October 29, 2009
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Used for pointing out something negative while trying not to offend someone. People now use this to offend without repercussions. Stupid shits.
Guy A: Putting your hand in the blender is really, no offense, uh, foolish.

Guy B: None taken.
by RiotRanger June 10, 2010
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