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Usually a man wiser than your dad, always the head of the family. Sometimes a man who fought a war to protect his own country and family. Always a playa, you know how they do.
All they gotta do is act like the wise man they are and they could get any girl except they got their wife at home.
Grandpa Bob: Want to hear a joke?
Sam: sure grandpa
Grandpa Bob: I never saw a purple cow I never hope to see one, but I can tell you anyhow I'd rather see than be one!
Sam: I don't get it
Grandpa Bob: When you become wiser you will.
by Oz January 18, 2005
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
by Phaedrus331 February 12, 2021
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and old fogey who knows his shit. totally gangsta. lol
"im bout it, im rowdy, i just passed a kidney stone."
by sketch April 18, 2005
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Son:"Dad, why haven't I met Grandpa before?"
Dad:"He left me when I was 4 and then claimed that he didn't know he had me when I saw him"
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The father's father. Can be used as a name for a dog that has an "elderly man" personality.
Me and my Grandpa went fishing.

My elderly dog Grandpa hates puppies.
by frabrizio September 23, 2016
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An over 40 hipster, often seen at clubs or indie shows
A: Tommorrow I'm turning 26! :x
B: You fucking grandpa
by definitionmassah January 28, 2004
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code name for the guy in Louisiana..that works on women's stuff....for free
Kimberly says grandpa got the tools to fix anything
by Master4passion October 16, 2011
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