scooter

Something you ride but don't tell your friends

"That girl who always hangs around Ralph is such a scooter."

by Allie October 25, 2001

scooter

Similar to a fat chick. It is fun to ride until your friends see you with it.

Look at that faggot accross the street on that scooter!

by steve September 18, 2004

scooter

When a female is kicked in the pussy.

DAMN!!!, that bitch didn't want to leave me alone so i had to give her a scooter.

by F November 05, 2002

scooter

mostly misunderstood. the scooter is like a small motorcycle. cc ranges from 50cc-150cc+. though labled as "gay", "retarted" or flat out "dumb" it is the single most useful two wheeled transport ever made. also can be modified to out run any sport motorcycle such as the suzuki hybuasa which does 0-60 in about 3 seconds. a proberly tuned scooter can do this in 3 seconds however saves time by not needed to shift gears so it is very possable.

scot: that "scooter" is so gay get a real bike.
alan: that "scooter" you call gay is faster than your busted up honda cbx, jerk.

by xxxreaperxxx February 19, 2006

scooter

a closet tran-sexual who gets pissed over old videos, and gets his friends to talk shit about peoples unborn children.

why do you have to call 20 of your friends??? don't be a scooter.

by tha realest nigger April 06, 2010

scooter

swag kids that go to the streets and ride with there crew.

i ride a scooter

by fairyfloss101 December 30, 2014

scooter

the sexual act of getting a blowjob while your girl is on her back and slowly start to scoot forward on her face till your ass is in her face getting your salad tossed

last night i gave jasmine a scooter

by dptreetment December 24, 2007