3 definitions by Dwejj

lazy grandpa

Getting a blowjob while riding on a mobility scooter.

My girlfriend gave me Lazy Grandpa while we were riding around on a scooter at Walmart.

by Dwejj July 11, 2018

lacruing

To walk with casual purpose, similar to sashaying. Usually while wearing stretch pants.

I was in a pinch about that time Jeannie come Lacruing up and seen what was going on.

by Dwejj September 25, 2018

BerthaJo

Term to describe a down home hillbilly gal. Usually seen wearing stretch pants and carrying a tall boy heading to the bingo parlor.

There goes a BerthaJo, lacruing to the bingo hall in her lime green stretch pants with a beer in a cozy.

by Dwejj September 26, 2018