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Trepak is a traditional Russian and Ukrainian dance related to health and well-being, more precisely it's an old Slavic defecation dance, a.k.a. poop dance.

Its less sporty form is the Slav squat, performed in a certain outfit such as three-striped tracksuits added with a bottle of booze and cigarettes.

Trepak is a traditional Russian and Ukrainian dance related to health and well-being, more pecisely it is an old Slavic defecation dance, a.k.a. poop dance.

Its less sporty form is a Slavic squat, which includes a traditional three-striped tracksuit, a bottle of booze and a cigarette.

Somalia, is a country in the Horn of Africa.
Somali culture is very rich and sophisticated, no wonder since their average IQ score is 168.. or whether this is their ranking figure worldwide.. whatever, let's not fall nitpicking.

Fortunately Somalis are selfless and voluntarily enrich Western countries by bringing know-how and diversity, not to mention how smoothly they integrate into the society as its productive members, they are known to be multi-skilled people, multilingual and never live on welfare. Somalis are people who love peace, therefore their religion is consistently Islam, the religion of peace. There have reportedly never been wars in their country and crimes occur so infrequently that a judiciary is not needed.

Botox-Mongol a.k.a. Vladimir Putin is a KGB breed power-hungry little man, height of 183 cm/6 ft (with a feather on his head) and who resembles another little man named Hitler in his actions, in fact, he is a Slavic incarnation of Adolf Hitler; Vladolf Putler.

Vladimir, colloquially "Vlad" is also a vain person, he wants to remain in history as a great, wrinkless geopolitician, therefore his face is saturated with botox injections.

He can be called a Mongol for good reasons. As well known, the Mongols enslaved the Slavs for a quarter of a millennium, at the time the Slavic gene pool was enriched by the sophisticated inheritance of the Mongols, so this flourishing period of the Mongols and Slavs as well is called the Golden Horde.

MENSA Somalia and its members, Somali Mensans have scored in the top 2 % of the general population on an accepted standardized intelligence test, likewise in other countries as well - and better yet, the average IQ score for Somalis is 168! Globally, such people are considered exceptionally gifted........ Hmm... Whadda.. Oh my!! This figure appears to be their ranking worldwide, now that explains everything..

Like all states with the suffix "-stan," such as Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan, all of them are known as top-notch states, and definitely mighty Putinstan makes no exception.

Vladimir Putin has created this kleptocratic state with the help of his KGB bred cronies, which was formerly known as the Russian Federation.

If Putinstan were a mental illness, it would be paranoia. It is aggressive and threatening to all, its neighbours and its own people who are nonconformists with the ruling elite, in that respect the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree, referring to the Soviet Union.
However, something has changed since Soviet times, Homo post-Sovieticus prefers Mercs and BMWs over crappy domestic ones.

It's good to be Putin's friend, like his childhood buddy who plays the cello, according to the leaked Panama papers his bank account was ca. 4 billion and they weren't even rubles - or he's a hell of a musician who has been able to invest his gig fees wisely, very wisely..

While those who are not his friends call him e.g. Botox-Mongol, Putler.

Such as all states whose name contains the suffix "-stan," like Afghanistan, Kazakhstan, Kyrgyzstan, Pakistan, Tajikistan, Turkmenistan and Uzbekistan, all of them are known as top-notch states, and definitely mighty Putinstan makes no exception.

Vladimir Putin has created this newish kleptocratic state with the help of his KGB bred cronies, formely known as the Russian Federation.

If Putinstan were a mental illness, it would be paranoia, it is aggressive and threatening to all, its neighbours and its own people who are not conformists with the ruling elite, in that respect the apple hasn't fallen far from the tree, referring to the Soviet Union.
However, something has changed since then, Homo post-Sovieticus prefers Mercs and BMWs over Ladas and Moskvitches.

It's good to be Putin's friend, like his childhood buddy who plays the cello, according to the leaked Panama papers his bank account was ca. 4 billion and they weren't even rubles - or he's a hell of a musician who has been able to invest his gig fees wisely, very, very wisely..

While those who are not his friends call him, e.g. a Botox-Mongol, Putler.