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subtitles 

1. A firewall that keeps stupid & impatient people from watching foreign films.
2. What you read during a film when the language is foreign.
Doug: Hey Tom, wanna watch District B13? It's badass.
Tom: Sure... wait... subtitles? Fuck that.
Doug: Goddamn you're such a fag, Tom.

Scott: I need to stop watching British/Irish movies in the theater, they never have subtitles despite how the thick accents practically butcher your typical American English.
subtitles by Douglas Young October 8, 2007

where are the subtitles? 

When someone speaks in a different language and you can't understand them
Person 1: *speaking in Chinese*
Person 2: WHERE ARE THE SUBTITLES?!

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went into subtitles

When a person gets so drunk that he/she needs a subtitles in order to understand what he/she is saying.
-So, how was yesterday?
-Oh, Nick went into subtitles again after downing that dirty pint.
went into subtitles by lemyd December 13, 2012

backshot subtitles 

A lower-back tattoo of a phrase or name that can be seen by a sexual partner during doggy-style intercourse.
" Why didn't it work out with that alt-girl you were dating?"
" Bro, she was hot, but I can't handle Fleetwood Mac lyrics as the Backshot Subtitles"
backshot subtitles by GrapeFantasy February 7, 2025

Skatitles 

The real prounounciation of the candy bar Skittles.
I bought a bag of Skatitles at the store for my friend John Doe.
Skatitles by James Azure September 13, 2018

subtitties 

suhb-tit-eez
n. Tits so good that the tits got their own titties.
A: yo even her titties got titties
B: naw man those are subtitties
subtitties by Master Ching Chong October 16, 2013
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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