Grandpa

The father's father. Can be used as a name for a dog that has an "elderly man" personality.

Me and my Grandpa went fishing.

My elderly dog Grandpa hates puppies.

by frabrizio September 23, 2016

Grandpa

He left my dad

Son:"Dad, why haven't I met Grandpa before?"
Dad:"He left me when I was 4 and then claimed that he didn't know he had me when I saw him"

by Adrianthenoob November 9, 2020

Grandpa

A guy that annoys you by saying that you like to touch old men and also a guy that is inappropriate

"Grandpa shut the fuck up"

by Sheriff Domestic November 6, 2020

Grandpa

Guy's purple and green bong. GRANDPA.

Let's pull Grandpa outta the closet and get high.

by comett675 June 25, 2009

Grandpa

A mentally delayed male that has a serious fucking anger problem at the age of 80+. The old son of a fuck still has his god damn liscense and when he is driving....he makes a car back-up of at least 500 feet long. What a fucking prick!

The Old Muther Fucker is driving Downtown: there are 2 kids in the road:
"Ahhh! Fuckin Kids!!! get outta the god damn road!!! what the fuck do you think this is?...Fuckin Kids!!...ahh god damn arthritis is goin again.....FUCK!!!

by Hyzdu January 14, 2004

Grandpa

A smelly old man that fucks a banshee every day. Also known as a grandma. He also watches child porn from the hours of 8 to 11 am. Then jerks off into a bowl of soup and eats it.

I'm gonna be a grandpa today

by Niggermcfuckhead July 30, 2011

grandpaing

The act of sitting and chilling with your friends. Typically involves activities such as drinking beer and vaping. Physical and intellectual effort is not allowed.

-Dude, u comin over tonight?
-Sure, I'm always down for a good grandpaing.

-Ahh, what a grandpaing, I really needed this

by Cpuny September 3, 2019