fucksival
fucksival by fucksival king May 17, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
Your favorite words on things you can wear, drink from, read, or give to a friend.
The Urban Dictionary Store sells gifts you’ll have to explain.
fucksican
fucksican by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021
Related Words
Fucksisle
Fucksisle is short for "Fuck Kingsisle".
Kingsisle Entertainment created Wizard101, Pirate101, and several failed mobile games.
The term "Fucksisle" can be used to complain and criticize out of retaliation from its unethical actions. Please avoid buying crowns or membership from Kingsisle as they will inevitably ban you regardless of how innocent you are.
Example 1:
Player 1: I just got banned for calling Aethyr Elemental a bee itch! I didn't event say bitch!
Player 2: God damn it Fucksisle!
Player 1: I know right! I even paid those shitheads more than $2,000 for crowns, memberships, and bundles. I was so nice to everyone I met online and the Kingsisle employees. They then threw me out like a bag full of dogshit.
Player 2: I am never buying crowns or membership again!
Example 2:
Richard UnicornCaller: Man! Kingsisle just banned me for account sharing!
Blaze StormCloud: Dude! You know that it is stictly against the Terms of Use.
Richard UnicornCaller: I wasn't sure. I just wanted to let a friend use my storm wizard to quest. I am so mad that I spent all those years simping for Kingsisle by promoting their Twitter account and saying nice things. I really thought simping for them would get me free stuff. I hate Fucksisle!
Blaze StormCloud: You suck at simping, Richard. I am better at it, because I followed every single Term of Use and was given a code for 2 random pet snacks. And please don't call them Fucksisle, that's so rude and disrespectful.
Kingsisle Entertainment created Wizard101, Pirate101, and several failed mobile games.
The term "Fucksisle" can be used to complain and criticize out of retaliation from its unethical actions. Please avoid buying crowns or membership from Kingsisle as they will inevitably ban you regardless of how innocent you are.
Example 1:
Player 1: I just got banned for calling Aethyr Elemental a bee itch! I didn't event say bitch!
Player 2: God damn it Fucksisle!
Player 1: I know right! I even paid those shitheads more than $2,000 for crowns, memberships, and bundles. I was so nice to everyone I met online and the Kingsisle employees. They then threw me out like a bag full of dogshit.
Player 2: I am never buying crowns or membership again!
Example 2:
Richard UnicornCaller: Man! Kingsisle just banned me for account sharing!
Blaze StormCloud: Dude! You know that it is stictly against the Terms of Use.
Richard UnicornCaller: I wasn't sure. I just wanted to let a friend use my storm wizard to quest. I am so mad that I spent all those years simping for Kingsisle by promoting their Twitter account and saying nice things. I really thought simping for them would get me free stuff. I hate Fucksisle!
Blaze StormCloud: You suck at simping, Richard. I am better at it, because I followed every single Term of Use and was given a code for 2 random pet snacks. And please don't call them Fucksisle, that's so rude and disrespectful.
Fucksisle by CleanWater July 4, 2022
Fucksimile
Mark just photocopied his dong and faxed it too me, I scanned my boobs and sent him a return fucksimile.
Fucksimile by stayawakeatwork October 4, 2010
Sir Fucksalot
A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck.
Sir Fucksalot by Dr Bunnygirl May 26, 2020
Fuckdialing
Verb: to accidentally dial someone with your cellphone by putting pressure on your phone during sex, causing the listener to hear the sounds of you having sex with someone. Happens when you leave your phone on the bed, or it falls out of your pocket and on to the backseat of a car, onto the couch, etc.
Fuckdialing example: "Me and this girl were banging on her couch and her knee ended up on top of her cellphone--she totally fuckdialed her mom. After we finished we suddenly heard this tiny voice saying 'Hello? Hello?' She was mortified."
Fuckdialing by jonathanvsninjas March 25, 2010
fucksicle
After dumping a load in her pussy, a fucksicle is the collection of pussy juice and cum that hangs from the base of your cock after pulling out.
More from Urban Dictionary
Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026