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fucksican 

A person of Spanish decent that does not understand American ways...
Johnny is such a fucksican, he never understands anything I say.
fucksican by Dave the Carpenter January 23, 2021

Fucksisle 

Fucksisle is short for "Fuck Kingsisle".

Kingsisle Entertainment created Wizard101, Pirate101, and several failed mobile games.

The term "Fucksisle" can be used to complain and criticize out of retaliation from its unethical actions. Please avoid buying crowns or membership from Kingsisle as they will inevitably ban you regardless of how innocent you are.

Example 1:

Player 1: I just got banned for calling Aethyr Elemental a bee itch! I didn't event say bitch!

Player 2: God damn it Fucksisle!

Player 1: I know right! I even paid those shitheads more than $2,000 for crowns, memberships, and bundles. I was so nice to everyone I met online and the Kingsisle employees. They then threw me out like a bag full of dogshit.

Player 2: I am never buying crowns or membership again!

Example 2:

Richard UnicornCaller: Man! Kingsisle just banned me for account sharing!

Blaze StormCloud: Dude! You know that it is stictly against the Terms of Use.

Richard UnicornCaller: I wasn't sure. I just wanted to let a friend use my storm wizard to quest. I am so mad that I spent all those years simping for Kingsisle by promoting their Twitter account and saying nice things. I really thought simping for them would get me free stuff. I hate Fucksisle!

Blaze StormCloud: You suck at simping, Richard. I am better at it, because I followed every single Term of Use and was given a code for 2 random pet snacks. And please don't call them Fucksisle, that's so rude and disrespectful.
Fucksisle has just muted my account even though I used no profanity.
Fucksisle by CleanWater July 4, 2022

Fucksimile 

The Fax equivalent of "Sexting"; a sexually suggestive telefacsimile.
Mark just photocopied his dong and faxed it too me, I scanned my boobs and sent him a return fucksimile.
Fucksimile by stayawakeatwork October 4, 2010

Sir Fucksalot 

A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck.
The most popular knight by far among the ladies was Sir Fucksalot.

Fuckdialing 

Verb: to accidentally dial someone with your cellphone by putting pressure on your phone during sex, causing the listener to hear the sounds of you having sex with someone. Happens when you leave your phone on the bed, or it falls out of your pocket and on to the backseat of a car, onto the couch, etc.
Fuckdialing example: "Me and this girl were banging on her couch and her knee ended up on top of her cellphone--she totally fuckdialed her mom. After we finished we suddenly heard this tiny voice saying 'Hello? Hello?' She was mortified."
Fuckdialing by jonathanvsninjas March 25, 2010

fucksicle 

After dumping a load in her pussy, a fucksicle is the collection of pussy juice and cum that hangs from the base of your cock after pulling out.
"Shit man - you should've seen the fucksicle I wiped on the curtains when I was finished...!"
fucksicle by trifuckta April 13, 2006