Fuckstival
It was so nice to see everyone banging the shit out of each other at the tri-state fuckstival this past weekend.
Fuckstival by blindswordzman May 2, 2008
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Fuckstigated
When a device, or situation, is completely, and utterly, fucked, beyond repair; thereby inducing a unparalleled state of frustration.
Guy #1: Dude, did you get laid last night?
Guy #2: Yeah. But now I have this rash, and it hurts to pee. I'm not gonna get laid again for a year, 'cause my dick is fuckstigated!
*Shakes fist wildly.
Guy #2: Yeah. But now I have this rash, and it hurts to pee. I'm not gonna get laid again for a year, 'cause my dick is fuckstigated!
*Shakes fist wildly.
Fuckstigated by Bumslaw February 23, 2010
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Fucksticle
A word with all the fun connotations of a popsicle, but with none of the fun attributes. Fucksticles are people who are rude, obnoxious, arrogant and idiotic. They have no good qualities and they piss everybody off.
Fucksticles often have 'little man syndrome'
Fucksticles often have 'little man syndrome'
Fucksticle by spabath January 19, 2008
fuckstipated
tr. v. fuck.sti.pat.ed
merger of two separate words, fuck and constipated, to more accurately describe long periods of time without sexual intercourse.
merger of two separate words, fuck and constipated, to more accurately describe long periods of time without sexual intercourse.
fuckstipated by Natron! August 12, 2006
fuckstickle
fuckstickle by EnFlaMEd March 8, 2003
Pre- Fucktial agreement
An agreement, usually verbal, between two consenting adults, usually acquaintances or colleagues, that an act of coitus commenced out of convenience, impulse and/or inebriation is 'meaningless' and will therefore be TOTALLY CONSEQUENCE FREE.
"Godammit, George: I thought we'd sorted all this out in our pre- fucktial agreement"
"But Condy, I have such strong feelings for you"
"But Condy, I have such strong feelings for you"
Pre- Fucktial agreement by Aye, Right March 30, 2009
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Fucksticle Sticks by Mikey Toots July 13, 2007
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