Fuckstival

A large scale copulation event, an orgy.

It was so nice to see everyone banging the shit out of each other at the tri-state fuckstival this past weekend.

by blindswordzman May 2, 2008

Fuckstigated

When a device, or situation, is completely, and utterly, fucked, beyond repair; thereby inducing a unparalleled state of frustration.

Guy #1: Dude, did you get laid last night?
Guy #2: Yeah. But now I have this rash, and it hurts to pee. I'm not gonna get laid again for a year, 'cause my dick is fuckstigated!

*Shakes fist wildly.

by Bumslaw February 23, 2010

Fucksticle

A word with all the fun connotations of a popsicle, but with none of the fun attributes. Fucksticles are people who are rude, obnoxious, arrogant and idiotic. They have no good qualities and they piss everybody off.

Fucksticles often have 'little man syndrome'

Smith is a fucksticle, he should really get over his height issues and Napoleon complex.

by spabath January 19, 2008

fuckstipated

tr. v. fuck.sti.pat.ed

merger of two separate words, fuck and constipated, to more accurately describe long periods of time without sexual intercourse.

God damn, Kayla, I am seriously fuckstipated here.

by Natron! August 12, 2006

fuckstickle

A person who is disliked for his/her behaviour and attitude.

Fuck off man your a fucken fuckstickle!I fucked your sister you stupid fucken moron

by EnFlaMEd March 8, 2003

Pre- Fucktial agreement

An agreement, usually verbal, between two consenting adults, usually acquaintances or colleagues, that an act of coitus commenced out of convenience, impulse and/or inebriation is 'meaningless' and will therefore be TOTALLY CONSEQUENCE FREE.

"Godammit, George: I thought we'd sorted all this out in our pre- fucktial agreement"

"But Condy, I have such strong feelings for you"

by Aye, Right March 30, 2009

Fucksticle Sticks

Something you say when something bad happens.

*Bob accidently drops his money on the ground*

Bob: Oh fucksticle sticks!

by Mikey Toots July 13, 2007