Fucksisle 

Fucksisle is short for "Fuck Kingsisle".

Kingsisle Entertainment created Wizard101, Pirate101, and several failed mobile games.

The term "Fucksisle" can be used to complain and criticize out of retaliation from its unethical actions. Please avoid buying crowns or membership from Kingsisle as they will inevitably ban you regardless of how innocent you are.

Example 1:

Player 1: I just got banned for calling Aethyr Elemental a bee itch! I didn't event say bitch!

Player 2: God damn it Fucksisle!

Player 1: I know right! I even paid those shitheads more than $2,000 for crowns, memberships, and bundles. I was so nice to everyone I met online and the Kingsisle employees. They then threw me out like a bag full of dogshit.

Player 2: I am never buying crowns or membership again!

Example 2:

Richard UnicornCaller: Man! Kingsisle just banned me for account sharing!

Blaze StormCloud: Dude! You know that it is stictly against the Terms of Use.

Richard UnicornCaller: I wasn't sure. I just wanted to let a friend use my storm wizard to quest. I am so mad that I spent all those years simping for Kingsisle by promoting their Twitter account and saying nice things. I really thought simping for them would get me free stuff. I hate Fucksisle!

Blaze StormCloud: You suck at simping, Richard. I am better at it, because I followed every single Term of Use and was given a code for 2 random pet snacks. And please don't call them Fucksisle, that's so rude and disrespectful.

Fucksisle has just muted my account even though I used no profanity.

Fucksisle by CleanWater July 4, 2022

Fuckwise 

1.) Used to denote a direction that is highly unfortunate for the the traveler.

2.) The direction of downtown Detroit from wherever you are.

3.) Adverb: Just generally bad.

1.) Guy: "He just stole your car!", Fucked person: "Which way did he go?", "Fuckwise!"

2.) Guy in Ann Arbor: "Dude, which way's Detroit?", Other guy: *points east* "Fuckwise"

3.) After a hard exam: "That exam fucked me fuckwise!"

Fuckwise by jlarg October 22, 2009

Fucksimile 

The Fax equivalent of "Sexting"; a sexually suggestive telefacsimile.

Mark just photocopied his dong and faxed it too me, I scanned my boobs and sent him a return fucksimile.

Fucksimile by stayawakeatwork October 4, 2010

fucksaster 

A fucksaster is something that is a total disaster.

I burned all the food for the dinner party - what a fucksaster.

fucksaster by Toxickitty28 April 22, 2020

fuckdile 

(n.) a fucked up person, who is sexually attracted to reptiles, such as crocodiles.

person 1: wheres connor right now?
person 2: probably at the zoo looking at that crocodile agian
person 1: hes such a fuckdile.

fuckdile by tiffany turnbouterson March 27, 2009

fuckmile

The length of time it takes for a man to move the tip of his penis one mile in the reference frame of the vagina while having intercourse.

The following formula can be used for a simple calculation: (63,360 inches / 2*(penile length)) * (Average thrust time), where penile length is in inches. The units of average thrust time will determine the units of the fuckmile.

Man, I was waiting at the DMV for like 3 fuckmiles yesterday.

fuckmile by snmit March 2, 2009

fucksicle 

After dumping a load in her pussy, a fucksicle is the collection of pussy juice and cum that hangs from the base of your cock after pulling out.

"Shit man - you should've seen the fucksicle I wiped on the curtains when I was finished...!"

fucksicle by trifuckta April 13, 2006