muted 

if a groupchat is silenced it is "muted" a synonym is "daned"

i totally just daned (muted) that groupchat

muted by Ahhahxsbuxhwba October 15, 2017

Muted 

When talking on the phone, you intentionally hit the mute button to not inconvene the other person.

Muiri: let me mute you to make my order.
Gabi: hello, you there? .... Did u just hang up on me again... Your such an asshole.
Mauri: dude, i just muted you. Take a chill pill

Muted by Phonatic April 13, 2014

muted 

Common slang for someone who spends all day and night on irc trying to get into other guys pants.

<muted> hey john you here big boy ;o ?

muted by hectar August 15, 2007

muted 

Adjective

Meaning a timeframe or event that was bad, mid, or boring.

Man: “Bro, that party last night was so muted”
Man 2: “Dude ikr, no bad bitches were there”

“Okay i feel like my day has been lowkey muted”
“I’m sorry girl, we’ll get out and do more tomorrow”

muted by kansasruthj June 17, 2024

Muted Trumpet 

Similar to the rusty trombone except performed on a woman. While giving her a rim job you reach around and slide your fingers into her sweet spot, thus appearing to be playing a muted trumpet.

Muted Trumpet by The Jive Turkies March 27, 2003

muted strum 

A common sex position. When you're hooking up with your girl but but need to keep quiet so you put your hand over her mouth as you strum her cords ;)

Paul: Did you and Stacey hook up last night?
John: Yeah, but her parents were home so we had to do the muted strum

muted strum by Muted Strum February 23, 2017

Muted Mike 

The act of keeping your finger in an anus too long.

your girl just got skraight muted mike by themanthemyththelegend

Muted Mike by 1quick1 June 20, 2013