Fucksimile
Mark just photocopied his dong and faxed it too me, I scanned my boobs and sent him a return fucksimile.
Fucksimile by stayawakeatwork October 4, 2010
Words you can keep
Fucksisle
Fucksisle is short for "Fuck Kingsisle".
Kingsisle Entertainment created Wizard101, Pirate101, and several failed mobile games.
The term "Fucksisle" can be used to complain and criticize out of retaliation from its unethical actions. Please avoid buying crowns or membership from Kingsisle as they will inevitably ban you regardless of how innocent you are.
Example 1:
Player 1: I just got banned for calling Aethyr Elemental a bee itch! I didn't event say bitch!
Player 2: God damn it Fucksisle!
Player 1: I know right! I even paid those shitheads more than $2,000 for crowns, memberships, and bundles. I was so nice to everyone I met online and the Kingsisle employees. They then threw me out like a bag full of dogshit.
Player 2: I am never buying crowns or membership again!
Example 2:
Richard UnicornCaller: Man! Kingsisle just banned me for account sharing!
Blaze StormCloud: Dude! You know that it is stictly against the Terms of Use.
Richard UnicornCaller: I wasn't sure. I just wanted to let a friend use my storm wizard to quest. I am so mad that I spent all those years simping for Kingsisle by promoting their Twitter account and saying nice things. I really thought simping for them would get me free stuff. I hate Fucksisle!
Blaze StormCloud: You suck at simping, Richard. I am better at it, because I followed every single Term of Use and was given a code for 2 random pet snacks. And please don't call them Fucksisle, that's so rude and disrespectful.
Kingsisle Entertainment created Wizard101, Pirate101, and several failed mobile games.
The term "Fucksisle" can be used to complain and criticize out of retaliation from its unethical actions. Please avoid buying crowns or membership from Kingsisle as they will inevitably ban you regardless of how innocent you are.
Example 1:
Player 1: I just got banned for calling Aethyr Elemental a bee itch! I didn't event say bitch!
Player 2: God damn it Fucksisle!
Player 1: I know right! I even paid those shitheads more than $2,000 for crowns, memberships, and bundles. I was so nice to everyone I met online and the Kingsisle employees. They then threw me out like a bag full of dogshit.
Player 2: I am never buying crowns or membership again!
Example 2:
Richard UnicornCaller: Man! Kingsisle just banned me for account sharing!
Blaze StormCloud: Dude! You know that it is stictly against the Terms of Use.
Richard UnicornCaller: I wasn't sure. I just wanted to let a friend use my storm wizard to quest. I am so mad that I spent all those years simping for Kingsisle by promoting their Twitter account and saying nice things. I really thought simping for them would get me free stuff. I hate Fucksisle!
Blaze StormCloud: You suck at simping, Richard. I am better at it, because I followed every single Term of Use and was given a code for 2 random pet snacks. And please don't call them Fucksisle, that's so rude and disrespectful.
Fucksisle by CleanWater July 4, 2022
Related Words
Fucksimile • fuck simple • fuck smile • Fucksicle • fucksickle • facsimile • Facsimilephobia • Fuckamile • fuckmile • Fucksibility
fuckmile
The length of time it takes for a man to move the tip of his penis one mile in the reference frame of the vagina while having intercourse.
The following formula can be used for a simple calculation: (63,360 inches / 2*(penile length)) * (Average thrust time), where penile length is in inches. The units of average thrust time will determine the units of the fuckmile.
The following formula can be used for a simple calculation: (63,360 inches / 2*(penile length)) * (Average thrust time), where penile length is in inches. The units of average thrust time will determine the units of the fuckmile.
fucksicle
After dumping a load in her pussy, a fucksicle is the collection of pussy juice and cum that hangs from the base of your cock after pulling out.
flying fucksicle
When a load is blown in an extremely low temperature environment. In such a situation the spooge freezes in mid flight and bounces off the ground on landing
Jim: "Dave you shoulda seen it! I j'd off in the hot tub last night and blew my load over the edge. It was so cold outside, it turned into a huge flying fucksicle mid flight and bounced off the deck!"
Dave:"ur fuckin weird"
Dave:"ur fuckin weird"
flying fucksicle by Droopy ballz July 12, 2016
facsimile
The transferring of images, usually or hard-copy documents, via telephone lines to another device that can recieve and interpret the images.
facsimile by IrishRepublicanArmy December 29, 2003
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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