When you are having sex with a girl on the top bunk of a bunk bed, and you fuck her so hard that all four of the wooden bed posts of the bed shatter at the exact same time and the bed crashes down on the person sleeping in the bottom bunk, killing him instantly, and you continue fucking the girl.
I feel so bad I performed a fucktality on my roommate last night, but it was worth it.
A relgion based around Fuck It. You don't need to go to a holy place of worship, or to pray, you just need to Fuck It. The "Feckers" follow the word of The Big Fucker In The Sky, who doesn't need to take the shit of anything. He just Fucks It.
John started following Fuckianity the other day. His exams? Fucks it. Work? Fucks it. He even manages to Fuck life itself.
Marissa took up weight lifting when, once again, she experienced a fucktality when a 300 pound customer died while on top of her during sex, and she had to call 911 not only to remove him to the coroners but to have the jaws of life called in to extract her.
when your roommate is trying to perform a fucktality on you, while a girl is riding you on the bottom bunk and you being the quicker minded being, thrust so hard that the girls head shoots through the top bunk into your roommates back, killing him instantly, thereby saving yourself from instant death and you continue to enjoy the pleasure of fucking the girl while she dangles from your dead roommate's back
my roommate tried to do a fucktality on me last night, but i completely did an anti-fucktality on his ass. and the sex was good
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.