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Fuckdialing 

Verb: to accidentally dial someone with your cellphone by putting pressure on your phone during sex, causing the listener to hear the sounds of you having sex with someone. Happens when you leave your phone on the bed, or it falls out of your pocket and on to the backseat of a car, onto the couch, etc.
Fuckdialing example: "Me and this girl were banging on her couch and her knee ended up on top of her cellphone--she totally fuckdialed her mom. After we finished we suddenly heard this tiny voice saying 'Hello? Hello?' She was mortified."
Fuckdialing by jonathanvsninjas March 25, 2010
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fuck dialing 

Making unintended phone calls while fucking. Generally caused when someone leaves a cell phone on the bed, causing random buttons to be pressed during sex.

Similar to ass dial.
After fuck dialing girlfriends other boyfriend last night at 2am, he got a little pissed.
fuck dialing by busted! October 23, 2008

fuckilingus 

Gentle, emotional support.
"Gee golly, I've really been down"

"Hey, don't worry about it friend. You've got a good head on your shoulders, you'll make it through"
"Wow that helped, thanks for the fuckilingus."
fuckilingus by SexySexyBabyFace January 30, 2018

Facedialing 

- Using facebook messaging to drunk dial your ex girlfriend
He was drunk and instead of drunk calling his ex-girlfrend, he was Facedialing her a message on facebook
Facedialing by theFacedialer April 2, 2011

fuckaling 

The act of being tied up and tickled and then getting fucked.
fuckaling is my fetish.
fuckaling by L and L June 13, 2017

fuckiling 

Fuckiling: the form of cuddling and having sex.
My and my girlfriend were fuckiling last night .
fuckiling by Jam_ham13 May 3, 2018
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