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bro that’s so ftush!
ftush by anonymous April 9, 2021
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Toji Fushiguro 

the ultimate dilf
this man can step on me and id tell him to do it again
he is so fine
pls id let him ruin my life more than once
"yo who is the best anime dilf?"
"Toji Fushiguro, duh"
Toji Fushiguro by bigmommymilf February 9, 2021
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Toji Fushiguro 

a man that is the dilfiest dilf in anime that it has become a synonym of the world dilf.
"have you SEEN Toji Fushiguro's tits? I'd suck off those mommy milkers"
"go to therapy becky you need help"
Toji Fushiguro by mrmalfoyswifey October 11, 2021

TOJI Fushiguro 

toji is replacing the word dilf

Toji: a sexually attractive older man, typically one who has children.
Toji fushiguro is a dilf .
TOJI Fushiguro by megumisstepmom February 12, 2021

Mississippi Flush 

A Mississippi Flush is the highest ranking poker hand a player can have. It consist of a small revolver and any five cards. The cards are on the table and the revolver is pointed at your opponent under the table.
Austin was about to show his cards until Ray Wiley told him not to bother because he was holding a Mississippi Flush.

double-flusher 

When just one flush is not enough to get the job done!
Dude, it must have been that late night taco stand, I had a serious double-flusher this morning. I'm just sayin.......
double-flusher by p mammen August 23, 2011

Megumi Fushiguro 

honestly, the best supporting character of all time. yeah, you heard me. that was a PUBLIC ANNOUNCEMENT.

he may seem like a cold and emotionless character at first glance, but please consider looking beyond the surface. he's cunning, intelligent, passionate, kind hearted, humble, good looking, and a soft spoken character. but most importantly, he's a selfless individual.

he wants to help people he deems as kind, and that kind people don't deserve to die. yet he doesn't call himself a hero because he thinks putting himself on a pedestal is selfish. what's more, his outlook on a potential significant other is respectful, "if that person has an unshakeable personality, i won't ask for more".

oh, and if looks could kill, nobody would have gotten past episode one of jujutsu kaisen. he has the most wholesome and gorgeous smile that can make any heart flutter. he also has the most beautiful and dreamy eyes of any character out there, with his amazing eyelashes and outlandish hair finishing his overall ethereal look.

he has such amazing attributes that make him who he is. he deserves all the happiness in this world, and so so much more. he's a lovable character that deserves just that: love.

ty for coming to my ted talk <3
"this is megumi fushiguro. he's an amazing character, i mean look at him! isn't he cute?"
"he looks like he stuck a fork in a toaster"
"sir i-"
Megumi Fushiguro by mxgumi January 18, 2021
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
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