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The act of shitting and pressing the toilet flush button at the same time to reduce the "shit stench". For example - when you are at your girlfriend/boyfriend house when you first get together and they don't think that you actually ever shit.....
Flush + Shit = Flushit.
The friends were all over our place and I was busting for a turd ...the kitchen table is right beside the dunny. So I disappeared for a moment and did a flushit.
Flushit by Pattoson January 3, 2023
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to flush away a shit; adding the words flush and shit to make one simple meaning
She took a dump so she had to flushit.
flushit by Holly Day July 31, 2008
The act of drinking very quickly and consuming a large amount of liquid. Can be beers or liquor or both simultaneously. Compared to a toilet flushing water.
Damn, look at Dan, that kid is flushing beers.
Flushing by Flush Master September 15, 2012

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

A phrase used to determine the appropriate circumstances under which to flush a toilet. Urine was to be left unflushed in the toilet bowl while feces were to be flushed right after bowel evacuation. This was used in efforts of water conservation either in the sense of environmental conservation or the saving of clean toilet tank water during power outages in remote areas.
“Man, don’t waste three gallons of water to get rid of a cup of sterile piss.”
“Why is that kindly hippy?”
“Just remember man, 'If it’s yellow, let it mellow. If it’s brown flush it down.'”
“Thank you, sir. Perhaps with the water we save in the crapper you might be able to bathe more thoroughly in the future.”

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down

Flushin' Roulette 

The dilemma faced when walking into the only available public toilet stall to see that is full of crap and paper and could quickly turn into a messy overflow if flushed.
I ran into the office bathroom, happy to see one of the stalls open, only to be forced into a game of "Flushin' Roulette" because of the clogged mess left behind from the previous guest. I closed my eyes and pushed the handle and was relieved to have "dodged the bullet" when it didn't overflow.

flushtered 

The feeling of terror you are stricken with when you flush the toilet at a party...and the water level keeps rising and rising before finally draining.
"Dude, Kim's toilet went to the lid before it drained. Talk about flushtered, I was scared shitless with those girls waiting to go after me."
flushtered by bluegrassg8r January 18, 2009

Flushing Rappers 

A list of the top and most popular rappers from Flushing Queens, New York:
Mic Geronimo
Flowsik
Nutso
Royal Flush
Grand Larce
Large Professor
Neek The Exotic
Shogunna
Aleon
Jiggz
EscoHolla
Eyezlow
Pop-off Balla
Frank White
Social Suiside
Marc Dollarz
Reign Era
Damn, that's them Flushing Rappers.
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