When just one flush is not enough to get the job done!
Dude, it must have been that late night taco stand, I had a serious double-flusher this morning. I'm just sayin.......
The fear of being stuck in IKEA and not being able to find your way out.
There's no way that I'm going back to IKEA. I spent an hour in that maze of a store trying to escape. My wife says I have a case of IKEAphobia!
Someone that has a good job and/or money but lives like someone from a trailer park.
My friend Steve is white collar trash. He drives his BMW to his management position at the bank everyday. However, he comes home to his house where he has to shit in pizza boxes outside because his water was turned off for not paying his bills.
Someone who has very special skills when it comes to stimulating the female vagina.
Girl #1 "That guy last night gave me a whole new meaning to the word orgasm"
Girl #2 "Sounds like he must have been a real vagina whisperer"
Procrastinating the act of masturbation.
I've been trying to make a little personal time but due to masturcrastination I haven't gotten myself off in a week!
Behavior lacking in activity
I spent the day on the couch enjoying my lacktivity.
Last weekend was pretty fuckfabulous. I haven't had that much fun in years.