facid

When you can describe a girl with one word so you combine all the good things in one.

Boy 1: “Bro, Kaylee is so fine, smart, and just all around amazing”
Boy 2: “Bro just say facid, that’s all those things wrapped in one”

by Monrae Lover October 17, 2021

Multi fACEd

A person who creates several profiles and interacts amongst them pretending they are all different people. In reality it’s the same person interacting with himself, however to the naked eye it appears the people are all unrelated. ACE photoshops all his pictures, pretends to be other males/ females and buries himself under layers of lies making him Multi fACEd.

Ace is at least 25 of the 30 patrons in his room, which makes him multi fACEd

by Young bull October 4, 2019

Mani-Pedi-Facial

When a woman gives two handjobs at the same time while getting her toes sucked and receiving a load on her face. Fantastic day at the spa!!!

Louise tried a new nail salon in the seedy part of town. She wondered why there were only men working to give a Mani-Pedi-Facial

by will bitten September 14, 2017

Bat-faced Jelly

Uncomplimentary nickname for Camilla Batmanghelidgh (pronounced bætmængelɪdʒ), people in the USA probably won’t gave heard of her, but she’s the weirdo hamplanet who set up a charity called Kids Company in the UK which closed amid allegations of misuse of funds and child abuse in 2015. Investigations showed that despite having had over £46 million of taxpayers’ money the charity’s financial arrangements were chaotic and considerable sums had been used for purposes outside the remit of the charity. When this came to light, Bat-faced Jelly went into damage limitation overdrive (she made Donald Trump look like an amateur). Unfortunately her idea of damage limitation seemed to be more along the lines of avoiding personal blame, apparently never having heard of the buck stops here. While the closure of the “charity” may have been regretted by some, the reaction of the vast majority was relief that the government wouldn’t hand over any more of their taxes to a bunch of wasters.

“Did you hear old Bat-faced Jelly in that radio interview?”
“Yeah, no wonder she got so much money out of the Government, she can beat politicians at bullshitting!”

by AKACroatalin November 20, 2016

cliff-faced

Very serious, neutral and/or generally looking consistently sad

Hi OMORI! Cliff-faced as usual, I see.

by fairyc0rpse December 25, 2020

I am way past facing reality!

“I am way past facing reality!” Is a statement of clarity beyond clarity. This statement is a counter slap to someone who thinks that they are trying to alert you to the reality of a situation. It’s another way of saying: “Oh, allow me to retort, MOTHERFUCKER!”.

Lover #1 You have to face reality, our relationship is in trouble and we need to talk.

Lover #2 I am way past facing reality! OUR RELATIONSHIP IS OVER!!!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 23, 2023

two-faced bitch

Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.

I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!

by Starchylde June 7, 2016