Starchylde's definitions

Mordor

The Deepest Depression Ever; a mental or emotional breakdown.

I've been to Mordor Over 30 Times!!!! & Came back to tell the tale!!!! I am a Survivor!!!!

by Starchylde December 24, 2014

kinnikinnik

A natural plant that grows close to the ground & was used by Native Americans to smoke, mixed with tobacco. It's said to have medicinal & spiritual qualities.

When I smelled the burning kinnikinnik, it stopped me in my tracks; as tho I recognized the scent tho I'd never before been around it. It must be an ancestral memory, as I have Native American heritage.

by Starchylde May 29, 2016

telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand

After a long time on a regular house phone (not a cell phone), the ears, elbows, & hands get so tired from holding the phone they get sore.

That 5~hour phone call sure gave me telephone ear, telephone elbow, & telephone hand making them so very sore.

by Starchylde May 29, 2016

lostralia

A place where things that are lost are located.

FUCK! My measuring cup, panties, & nasal spray must be in Lostralia! I've looked in the 5 Special places I keep Important stuff & none of it's there!

by Starchylde January 25, 2015

two-faced bitch

Someone who can be nice as pie one minute & a backstabbing bitch the next.

I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!

by Starchylde June 7, 2016

piffle

To lightly daub/pat concealer makeup under the eyes; a phrase used by cosmetic companies.

Don't rub, piffle!

by Starchylde December 27, 2014

poppers

Small canisters of nitrous oxide that are inhaled & gives several seconds of an Intense High, like you feel you're going a million miles an hour backwards!

Doing poppers is so much fun! What a blast & excellent high!

by Starchylde May 28, 2016