Similar to facepalm or headdesk, but a combination thereof.
Used to indicate an excessively stupid comment or action which neither facepalm or headdesk can adequately describe.
User1: DUDE! I JUST SAW SOME CRAZY STUFF!
User2: What stuff?
User1: Two squirrels came up to the window and started eating each other!
User2: ...
User1: Or maybe big cats, or possibly two dogs and a chipmunk...
User2: *facedesk*
A term invented and used by trolls, children and people who are mentally impaired to demonstrate their desperate need to tell others that facepalm is not strong enough to express their objection to a previous statement.
Facedesk is commonly represented by a crude demotivational poster including a picture of a person with their headpressed against a desk and the word Facedesk either on the picture or underneath. This is used as a desperate attempt to enhance the impact of the term.
Facedesk would fit between the more commonly used facepalm and wallbash.
Fair enough, I've got a fast Internet connection and I haven't even played online. I see Gran Turismo as a game to play alone to get the money and buy cars to do certain races, and tune the cars up. Racing with AI is fun, and racing against the clock is fun as hell as well!
Verb
When something really stupid happens, or is said on the internet, and the person at the computer desks head falls from the normal position and hits the desk in utter dumbfounded-ness
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"