I was shocked to see the two-faced bitch in Marla come out at the bar. She was really nice to one gal & as she turned away, & whispered to me how "I can't stand that bitch." She was being a two~faced bitch!
by Starchylde June 06, 2016
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.
In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.
2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."
2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
1. a girl who displays both qualities of an amiable friend and a cold-hearted bitch while interchangeably switching between both moods.
If you're reading this definition and know who you are, you're a two-faced bitch who doesn't deserve my friendship!
by find_me February 13, 2005
a two faced bitch is a female who yew think is your friend and yew tell her everything then her hoe ass goes around and tells everyone all yo cool-aid
i told paisley all my business think'n she would keep her big fat dick suckin lips shut but boy i was wrong she told just about the whole school and i wanted to beat her ass she is a two-faced bitch!!
by jellie96 December 15, 2009
august 2009:
Mary: Omfg your my best friend rachel! i love you and i always will.
Kathy: Me too i love you rachel dearest!
Rachel: Omg same here ily mary and kathy!
Savvy: Wow..
October 2009:
Mary: Your such a bitch but i cant tell you what you did because you know. you slut.
Kathy: i saw that razor. you should just kill yourself.
Katie:I do not know what i did!!
Savvy: Mary , kathy you guys are twofacedbitches
Mary: Omfg your my best friend rachel! i love you and i always will.
Kathy: Me too i love you rachel dearest!
Rachel: Omg same here ily mary and kathy!
Savvy: Wow..
October 2009:
Mary: Your such a bitch but i cant tell you what you did because you know. you slut.
Kathy: i saw that razor. you should just kill yourself.
Katie:I do not know what i did!!
Savvy: Mary , kathy you guys are twofacedbitches
by [prohmise] October 19, 2009
Definition: someone who is way too dramatic and cold hearted and does not care who they hurt and tells you one thing but does another. Bitch
example: Aryanna is a two faced lying person and is cold hearted and does not take other peoples well being into consideration.
example: Aryanna is a two faced lying person and is cold hearted and does not take other peoples well being into consideration.
by nodramazone February 19, 2016
Jan 19 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose