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When your face touches your dick.

George had a facedick moment yesterday.

facedick by MynoduespseudonyM February 10, 2009

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Facedick

When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.

Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.

Facedick by MasterBunny February 9, 2013

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facedick

When someone on Facebook is on some other Facebook user's dick.

Jane is on Bob's facedick, she likes all his statuses and photos.

facedick by JO from RI September 12, 2012

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facedick

The most annoying someone or something that you know.

Scott:You know that Devin kid?
Rick: Yeah, he's such a fucking facedick.

This videogame is impossible, it's so annoying! It' such a facedick!

facedick by BigRig January 8, 2009

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facelicker

Someone whose favorite pastimes are standing too close, wiping their contaminated hands on their face, and licking other facelickers' faces.

Avoid that facelicker over there, he's a virus waiting to happen.

facelicker by NeptuneLord April 14, 2020

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faceduck

the act of abruptly closing your facebook browser window when you see someone you are avoiding is chat available/online.

Logging off quickly to avoid possible unwanted chat texts/comments from coming in.

i tried to check out that link you sent me on facebook, but when i saw Jen was on chat, i quickly pulled a faceduck out of there.

faceduck by ajf541 January 1, 2011

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Facekicker

A glass full of hard alcohol.

If you show up to a party late and everyone has drank more then you have, the rule is that you must take a facekicker. Start counting how much you drank in total after.

Facekicker by Blazing Hobo September 20, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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