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The only country keeping penguins from coquering the Earth
If it weren't for the USA, penguins would have destroyed humans long ago.
by Jay Booler April 08, 2008
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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The only country where aliens like to go.
John:I have heard aliens are coming on earth.
Daniel: let's go to USA .THEY ONLY GO THERE!
by YO boo 12e August 12, 2018
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that land mass between canada and mexico
go look at a map the USA is hard to miss its pretty damn big like alot of its people
by wuxupwitdat November 05, 2006
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A country which people base their views off of based on a few dumbasses. We have both bad and good, just like any other place in the world. People feel the need to bash on us because they met one American who was an asshole or they base us all of George Bush.

We have a lot of people. Don't stereotype us all into one group.
Person A: Hey, what's it like in USA?
Person B: Well, we have our fair share of dumbasses, but we also have many very intelligent people too. There are some rednecks, but not all of us are.
by wngl836hg December 24, 2009
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1.) A country of immigrants. Though some of the citizens like to forget that.

2.) The proverbial punching bag for the rest of the world. Other countries like to use anecdotal evidence of fifteen year olds and random old hicks on the street as evidence that we're all a bunch of fat, ignorant cows.

3.) Admittedly, some of the worst choices in elected representatives (i.e. GWB) with a slight fetishism for religion unseen in the rest of the western world.
1.) "Man, we need to get all these fuckin' immigrants out of our country."
"Yeah, my forefathers didn't travel miles here, so a bunch of immigrants could overrun the USA"

2.) "Americans are so dumb. Look at them running around with their obesity problem without using the metric system. I met this thirteen year old American once and she didn't even understand the complexities of the situation in Libya!! Obviously we are the intellectually superior nation"

3.)"They misunderestimated me." - George W. Bush
by Americano, yo June 23, 2011
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The world's punch-bag.
"man, i feel so angry today.*goes to urbandictionay.com and types an anti-us definition for usa*"
by diablodude February 10, 2004
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