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A web~winged mammal that uses echolocation to get its bearings. They're black or brown & live in caves, trees, & other suitable domains. They're mouse~like & nocturnal. They range from 1.5" with a wingspan of 5" to 17" long with a 5 Foot wingspan! The babies are called pups & gestation is from 40 days to 6 months. Bats can live for up to 20 Years! Vampires can turn into bats.
Bat is 1 of my spirit animals & I'm fascinated with them! Vampires can turn into Bats. I Love the Bats!
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by Starchylde September 08, 2016
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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When a person's romantic advances are rejected by the individual they are aimed at.

South African slang.
'Can't believe she gave me bat after all the hard work I put in!'
'Unlucky bro, you just got batted.'
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by mclovin1309 May 25, 2017
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a small pipe that only holds a tiny amount of marijuana, only enough for one hit, it's shaped like a ciggerette and is about as long as a ciggerette as well. most bats come with a dug-out as a set, and are usually stored inside the dug-out for convenience
You wanna take a rip off the bat?
All I have is a bat, and dug-out.
Lets smoke the kief with the bat.
by the_infinitesimal October 14, 2004
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Big Ass Titties. An acronym used to describe large, bouncy, voluptuous, milk-filled, mouth-watering, motor-boating, bitching breasts on a female.

Often uttered to express approval of a woman's breasts to another person without saying the full expression as to avoid confrontation, contemptuous looks, and/or possible sexual harassment allegations.
Bro 1: Dude, check out the bats at 3 o'clock.
Bro 2: I'd suck on those bats like my 4 year old brother on my mother's tits.
by acslater69 January 08, 2011
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